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Mask Bouncer

The employees at the doors of stores that will kick you out if you do not have a mask, they may also be responsible for limiting the amount of people in a store or other business for the sake of socially dostancing, as well as only allowing one person per household or other such policies. They have sprung up in the midst of the Coronavirus epidemic of 2020 and have been at almost every public business, as many states and citites have made if illegal to allow people into an indoor public place without a mask.
Mask Bouncer: “Excuse me sir, May you please wear a mask”

Customer: “Sorry don’t have one”

Mask Bouncer: “Well then you may buy one right now, otherwise I am going to have to ask you to leave this store”

Customer:“Ughhhhhhhhh, Fine”

Mask Bouncer: “Thank you very much for your cooperation today”
by Maskerator July 8, 2020
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Mask Mad

Mask Mad – an assumed state due to the misinterpretation of spoken words while wearing a mask
“He said it was a lack of pies but I think he’s gone mask mad.”

“Fart smeller.”
“Not a smart feller.”

“Cop porn.”
“Not likely, but they do sell popcorn.”

“The witch is banking online.”
Dirty cash.”

“Word botching.”
“Twitter.”

“Candle with hair.”
Expensive.”

“Dutch town.”
“Goes touchdown.”

“Luck in fires.”
“Too hot to handle.”

“You’re a shining wit.”
“Blind moan.”

“Sick duck.”
“I’ll rub it better.”
by Option 22 July 14, 2020
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mask trap

Someone who looks attractive with their mask on but ugly as hell with their mask off.
Guy One: How'd it go with that girl you met in class?
Guy Two: Bad, she was a mask trap.
Guy One: That's rough buddy.
by Qwęřž October 5, 2020
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Mask of Hugo

A sexual act where a man standing over his partner's head, facing towards his partner's feet, rests his testicles on the eyes of his partner and his penis on his partner's nose, thus making the "Mask of Hugo"
Last night, she wore the mask of Hugo.
by 88ViD88 January 4, 2008
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Mugger Mask

A ghetto balaclava or ski mask. Usually a hat with eye holes. Sometimes just cloth crudely stitched together.
Its often used in robberies as its cheap and disposable. Some robbers are also too poor to afford a real ski mask and so must use a mugger mask.

Can also refer to a balaclava or ski mask.
Fat albert is wearing a mugger mask.

The cops threw Johny off his bike because he was wearing a mugger mask and carrying a knife.
by Role Your Own May 25, 2009
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MASK BALLS

A person who acts aggressively towards others, in stark contrast to how they would normally act, solely due to the fact that their face is covered with a mask.
I can't belive the MASK BALLS on that old lady in Wal-Mart. She said, "Out of my way you ignorant non mask wearer! You are going down the isle the wrong way and I need to stock up on toilet paper and cat food post haste!" before she ran me over with her cart.
by Beerlord69 June 7, 2020
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mask debate

A saying that was commonly used in the news during the height of the COVID-19 pandemic when talking about people debating about the use and effectiveness of masks. However, the word sounds like "masturbate".
News Anchor: "The great mask debate is raging on..."
Person watching the news: "What the fuck did they just say?"
by maddytheweirdo December 4, 2021
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