Shes a disgusting green piece of swine, with one cyclopes eye and a twelve inch penis which she swings like a cobra and conquers men, women and children all ages (but only if they are called Connor)
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Man, I was really excited to hang out with this girl but she Post Malone'd me for some local rapper with roxies and Xanax.
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c00l friend: whatchu mean she’s the best teacher on earth*dabs on the hater*
c00l friend: whatchu mean she’s the best teacher on earth*dabs on the hater*
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