Southern Miss is the nickname for the University of Southern Mississippi. It's the best university in the state, lacking the rednecks at MSU and the rich rednecks at Ole Miss. Too bad Ole Miss lost Eli, because that's the only football team they could have beat USM with. And as for Miss State, Starkville should be deleted for Mississippi all together.
by meridionale May 28, 2005
Get the Southern Missmug. When something good (an opportunity) is missed, most likely due to the persons rather apparent noobness.
Zie: I had a penis, she had a vagina, bloody missed opportunity.
Ebo: She had an orifice that would've fit perfectly around my penis, yet I only realised it after she dumped me.
Mike: Wow... missed opportunity buddy, maybe next time you'll notice that your girlfriends nostrils are perfect for your meat faster.
Nikki: "I entered a definition for 'missed opportunity' on Urban Dictionary, and all i could think of was definitions relating to sex. I had all these good ideas later on but, if only I had waited, damn irony."
Tanly: "That's isn't irony, foo."
Ebo: She had an orifice that would've fit perfectly around my penis, yet I only realised it after she dumped me.
Mike: Wow... missed opportunity buddy, maybe next time you'll notice that your girlfriends nostrils are perfect for your meat faster.
Nikki: "I entered a definition for 'missed opportunity' on Urban Dictionary, and all i could think of was definitions relating to sex. I had all these good ideas later on but, if only I had waited, damn irony."
Tanly: "That's isn't irony, foo."
by babyzierad December 13, 2009
Get the Missed Opportunitymug. by bbksurfacing January 4, 2019
Get the Miss Johnsonmug. by phatass May 5, 2003
Get the miss cleomug. 1) one of Jim Henson's muppets. She is a self-centered, dramatic diva. She is also a pig.
2) a person who is a self-centered pig, or a dramatic diva. Someone whose behavior mimics Miss Piggy's.
3) a person who looks like Miss Piggy- in other words, they are extremely fat.
2) a person who is a self-centered pig, or a dramatic diva. Someone whose behavior mimics Miss Piggy's.
3) a person who looks like Miss Piggy- in other words, they are extremely fat.
"Matt, once and for all, you don't have diabetes. Stop making shit up just for attention, Miss Piggy."
"Is Slack whining again? Hey, Miss Piggy, stop being such a pathetic drama queen!"
"Is Slack whining again? Hey, Miss Piggy, stop being such a pathetic drama queen!"
by ihatemuppets81 October 26, 2010
Get the Miss Piggymug. The Fattest Ass Monkey in all Westminster CA, she covers all of the chalk board so u cant see around her, you'd run otta gas before u can drive around her, she favors KIM and Augustine, and she is shurrly afraid of Jusytn.
by Phuong ROX! August 22, 2004
Get the Miss Smithmug. When one conjures up an excuse of sorts to get out of an unenjoyable event. You can "miss the bus" on dentists appointments, weddings, birthdays, school dances, or say swim practices.
Leesa: I missed the bus on Emma's party, but its okay it looked lame.
Izi: Are you going to the football game?
Rebecca: No, I think I'm gonna miss the bus.
Tori: It sucks that you weren't at setbuilding, we had so much fun.
Charlotte: Darn it, maybe I shouldn't have missed the bus.
Izi: Are you going to the football game?
Rebecca: No, I think I'm gonna miss the bus.
Tori: It sucks that you weren't at setbuilding, we had so much fun.
Charlotte: Darn it, maybe I shouldn't have missed the bus.
by emdods536 January 26, 2009
Get the Missed The Busmug.