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Limp

Difficulty moving the body, in most cases after a girl has had too many orgasms her body becomes limp
Random guy: She had 8 orgasms last night by the time I was done her body was limp I had to carry her to the bathroom
by Monkeyassnigga08 July 18, 2023
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Limp bhizkit

A band that suck so bad that it will make you loose braincells by the thousands.
Limp bhizkit suck man!
by The mailman October 21, 2019
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Limp Biscuit

A group of men in a circle jerk and a Ritz cracker in the middle. The last person who nuts on the cracker has to eat the Limp Biscuit.
Damn bro. I'm sorry. You need to eat the limp biscuit dog.
by Savageman30004728883929 October 24, 2019
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limp blimp

as hot as milania is, the president is still a limp blimp.
by burbman1969 November 21, 2020
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Limp Jizkit

This is the act of cumming all over oneself or another, while not being one bit hard at all. This usually takes place while drunk with whiskey dick and a hot chick is trying to put that man meat in her clam and you unknowingly just start oozing out globs of piping hot jizz.
Big Easy: So the other night I was attempting to shove my veiny cobra into this slut but was so fucking soft. During like the 37th attempt I just starting spraying my hot volcumic ash all over her fatty and bed sheets. That ever happen to you?

Tyrant: Haha dawg, you must have been wasted as shit bro. I've deff been to a Limp Jizkit concert or 2 in my life. Best part is it is not only a surprise for her, but I was shocked also.

Big Easy: Yea she was drunk too. Hopefully she washes those sheets or she is basically going to be sleeping under a bullet proof vest.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm October 22, 2020
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limp dick politics

The majority of modern day politics, where politicians resort to name calling and seeing who can piss off the other through childish tactics and blatant hypocrisy rather than meaningfully challenging their opponents on their ideas.
"Sleepy Joe is such a loser, he did bad in school."
"The other side wants to raise your taxes! Now excuse us while we exempt Jeff Bezos for the third time in a row."
"Man, I hate limp dick politics".
by Lengend47 January 6, 2021
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Limp

okay my definition for a limp is when u are not a simp but are not a pimp either. Created by Nicole 2021
Nicole~”I’m not a simp I’m a limp “
GC~”wuts a limp “
Nicole~when ur not a simp but not a pimp either
by Gump January 11, 2021
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