Text Lag

The time between when the light turns green and the moron in front of you looks up from his texting and realizes it.

Intersections are much safer now that we have text lag - no one ever takes off as soon as the light changes any more.

by Valet Parking Hater January 8, 2015

Beaner Lag

When everything seems to move in slow motion Calebs bowlcut

Call of duty is for beaner lag child molesters

by GingersChokinMakesMeGoLOLOLOL December 9, 2009

Het lag

When you grow up thinking your straight but turn out to be part of the lgbtq+ community

Guess I had a bit of het lag

by King kirby May 24, 2020

Gen lag

The interval between discovering a given phenomenon/meme on the Web and receiving it in email from a parent.

"Poor Mom just sent me that LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE video from like a month ago. Now that's some gen lag."

by Scott Neilson November 2, 2007

Lag Mervil

A lag mervil is one of the worst lag ever.

Noob 1: Wtf...
Noob 1: WTF!!?? LAG MERVIL!
Noob 2: Fix laggggg fjkdhjf
*Save Game*
Pownd: Noob 2, ur lagging mervil.
Noob 2: WHAT? LAWLWTFSTFUNOOBROFLMAOBBQ!!!!
*Ban Noob 2*
Noob 1: Whatta noob... LOL
*Ban Noob 1*

by JuVa KnViL July 12, 2008

Fest-lag

The vacant confusion and paranoia caused by a long stint at a summer festival: sleeping in the office bog, but buzzing at night; basically feeling like a fire alarm is going off in your cave when you're trying to hibernate.

I sat there staring at the log-in screen for an hour, three shaky fingers hovering above the keyboard, before I realised the extent of my fest-lag.

by nmnmnmnm July 16, 2010

gg lag

Word combination used by one player in particular known as "Inacurate." A combination born from the seemingly "necessity" of league games to always end with players saying "gg" regardless if it was or not, and the term "lag" used by most players to reference the fact that they did not die to skill, but in fact a network discrepancy.

CSn00b killed Inacurate with AK47
Inacurate: gg lag!

by Inacurate October 10, 2004