Kyle

Best plant dad in the world. Super swag. He’s confident and ambitious. Pretty cute too. Would NEVER ghost you. Big wine guy. Grandmas love him. Dogs love him. Everyone loves him. He’ll never let your pretty little hands touch the bill #gentleman Only downfall is not only will he cry over spilt milk, he may die because of it
Who’s that? Oh that’s the president of the debate team, Kyle!
by swagplantboy December 21, 2022
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A man child who’s blood is made of Red Bull and has to repeatedly tell people that he “Doesn’t have anger issues”.
Kyle isn’t like the other boys....Kyle is special
by Bronson Savage May 28, 2020
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A male that can’t cum due to his Hentai addiction that has gone too far.
Connie: “Is Kyle coming to thanksgiving?”
Rhod:” No, Kyle can’t cum.”
by Tiny_sassquatch November 22, 2022
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a fuck head who punches walls and drinks monster. usually has anger issues
by kyle licker December 01, 2019
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(N): A Monster drinking guy who gains infinite power everytime he drinks a Monster; Guy who weight lifts and will help us out at raiding Area 52!
Kyle: I drink Monster
Karen: Fuck off Satanic beast
Kyle: NO U
Karen: I would like to talk to the manager
Kyle: FOOL I AM THE MANAGER
by Eim Gay September 22, 2019
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some guy who drinks Monster Energy Drinks and punches holes in dry walls
by MemeLord4063 June 26, 2019
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Kyle is a dude bro and an all around cool guy if he has his monster
Brad:yo have you heard of Kyle?
Joe:yah he drank all of the monster
by Tasty 69420 October 30, 2019
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