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this girl has my heart<3 she is the most amazingly perfect and most beautiful girl in the entire world!<3 she has the most beautiful smile<3 she doesnt wear make up beacuse she is naturally beautifully gorgeous<3 her kisses are amazing!<3 when i kiss her my heart melts<3 and time feels like it stops<3 when i see her my heart skips a beat<3 she is the most amazing most perfect girl anyone could meet<3 i love her<3 4.29.11<3(= ;)
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KristinNicoleEscobedo by joeway September 25, 2011
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Kristine Nicole 

The most beautiful European girl there is. She is tall, slender, and has a bigger personality than anything in existence. She can make you laugh so easily just like she can also make you cry but no one else will ever compare to her. If you find a Kristine Nicole, marry her without hesitation. Have children with her and spend the rest of your life being the happiest person in the universe because you have something better than anyone else can ever have.
Guy: Oh my god this girl is pissing me the fuck off but I love her to death so I just want to implode into an alternate universe.

Friend: Sounds like you've found Kristine Nicole. Marry her.

Khristiana

A beautiful girl with a big ASS. A fun and funny girl with creativity and talent. She got nice tits and ass to. She gets all the ladies but Emma is the only person she got her eye on.
Girl- what snacks do you have

Girl2- I have a picture of Khristiana
Khristiana by Ass_destroyer101 June 20, 2018

Kristine 

Noun. Kristines are typically strange girls who force people to write definitions about them on Urban Dictionary. Their interests include youtubing, writing stories in first person, and creating endless layouts. They frequently move in herds and take impossibly long showers in the morning, forcing their cohabitants to resort to using the nearby river to cleanse themselves.
Bystander 1: Oh em gee.. is that a Kristine you're talking to?
Bystander 2: Absolutely, you can tell from the way she takes new pictures every 5 minutes or so.
Kristine by Wataridori September 1, 2006
A short TikTok thot who is commonly mistaken for a 12 year old Jewish boy. Possibly autistic. Loves the Clemson tigers a little too much. Deshaun Watson, if you're reading this, RUN. YOU'RE IN SERIOUS DANGER.
Ethan: What the fuck is that thing over there?
Reece: Oh ignore her. She's a Kristan.
Ethan: OH GOD GET IT AWAY!!!
Jacob: Don't worry she won't hurt you. She's too busy organizing her Clemson shrine.

Kristiaan 

A name mostly associated with the German name Helmut.
:Heey Frits, I'd like you to meet my friend Kristiaan.
:Oh well hello there Helmut, my name is Frits.
Kristiaan by Sjoef? December 7, 2010

Kristjan 

The towns drunk idiot who likes do vape
Oh look hes drinking and vapeing. Must be Kristjan
Kristjan by su ema väga gei November 29, 2021