Normal Knowledge

A mysterious body of knowledge, usually related to the relationships between men and women, that some say is denied them.

First discovered on a relationship forum in late 2010 / early 2011; a young man insisted that forum members were blocking him from acquiring "normal knowledge" of relationships. When queried about the nature of this knowledge, said young man refused to answer, resorting to an annoying repetition of "Why are you denying me normal knowledge?!?"

I want to know why you say I should just go out on a date, instead of sitting here on the forum asking questions?!? What do you mean? Why are you denying me normal knowledge?

by FloorMan March 27, 2011

the more you know

A reference to NBC public service announcements which would feature celebrities reciting a random (usually touching) fact, followed by the statement, "The More You Know."

Thus, a person may say this after reciting something that is not necessarily useful to the listener. It may also indicate that the user does not expect a response from the listener.

Often rendered like a tag, e.g. #themoreyouknow.

Phil: Sup dude?
Bryan: chilling.
Bryan: brb, gotta poop
Bryan: The more you know.
Phil: ...

by IAmLordDumbledore February 26, 2011

Knowedgeability

Knowedgeability is a measurement which is often used by sociologists and psychoanalyists to determine, on scale of 1-100, the degree to which any given person can be known. Factors that play into a person's knowedgeability include: personality disorders, intellect, predelectation to small talk, physical appearance, self-image, and various other factors which may not be characteristics of the object, but of the subject, which do not explicitly play into the knowedgeability of the object.

Example: Person A is the subject and Person B is the object. Person A has a characteristic which may increase or decrease the knowedgeability of Person B, such as blindness or volume, which may eliminate or alter factors of Person B that play into Person B's knowedgeability. A situation may be as follows: Travis is very handsome, (he has a characteristic which strongly effects his knowedgeability) and Jen is blind. Jen's blindness eliminates Travis' physical appearance from the list of factors which effect his knowedgeability. In this case, Travis' knowedgeability was decreased by Jen's blindness.

by animeaddict195x July 18, 2007

knowledgeum

a place of learning often accompanied by hokie interactive devises and kiosks

Troy McClure: Welcome to the Knowledgeum, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such automated information kiosks as "Welcome to Springfield Airport" and "Where's Nordstrom?" ...

by las April 13, 2008

Know Homo

An educational website designed to provide resources and a safe space for the LGBTQ*/Queer community. They describe themselves as:

A blog about our history,
our society, our loves,
our fears and us
--the LGBTQ*
(which is inclusive to all who find comfort under the umbrella).

Jennifer: Did you hear about the queer photographer from New Zealand who photographs the trans* community?

Steve: Yeah, I read about it in a post by Know Homo yesterday!

by FemmeSparklePrincess September 25, 2013

Knowledge Bender

When you study for 2+ days straight, likely in order to hit a college deadline.

Have you seen Erik? Heard he's having a knowledge bender this weekend.

by stvejobz September 20, 2019

Known Shitter

Someone who is a well-known/relevant member within a community due to their unfathomably egotistical personality. They will oftentimes have large egos but lack any sort of self-esteem. They also display a desperate craving for validation from their peers because they are physically incapable of having their own sense of self-worth.

Ever since that known shitter won the Fortnite World Cup, he hasn't shut up about it. He needs to go get some bitches or something.

by IMainSkyblock February 17, 2022