Caleb: she told me I was ugly and then I showed her the money in my bank, she said "wow an ugly and poor motherfucker"
Jacob: yo, you should have shown her your karma count
Jacob: yo, you should have shown her your karma count
by •MJ.MM• December 21, 2020
a number on reddit that fatass lifeless neckbeards that are afraid of grass try to get as big as possible. This number literally does nothing.
by Burning_Dumpster69420 March 15, 2024
Karma has two different definitions, Reddit terms and when some Karen gets mad then suddenly a bird just craps on her
by Eeveesherd November 30, 2020
Karma is my boyfriend, karma is the breeze in your hair on the weekend, karmas a relaxing thought, karmas sweet like honey, karma is a cat, flexing like a Vegas acrobat.
by Thatgirlnmedaj June 20, 2023
'Cause karma is my boyfriend
Karma is a god
Karma is the breeze in my hair on the weekend
Karma's a relaxing thought
Aren't you envious that for you it's not?
Sweet like honey, karma is a cat
Purring in my lap 'cause it loves me
Flexing like a goddamn acrobat
Karma is a god
Karma is the breeze in my hair on the weekend
Karma's a relaxing thought
Aren't you envious that for you it's not?
Sweet like honey, karma is a cat
Purring in my lap 'cause it loves me
Flexing like a goddamn acrobat
by Portapawty June 13, 2023
KARMA is TWICE and BTS. These are the two groups who are known to be dominating the world. Because of these two groups, being so successful and hardworking. ArmyOnce's pet dogs keeps on barking saying nonsense about these hardworking people. But in the end of the day, BTS and TWICE being the unbothered Kings and Queens keeps on breaking records(even their OWN records). So, to make it simple. BTS and TWICE are KARMAs.
by twicevelvetfriendmooloonaidle July 30, 2020