karma water

Water people drink joking about cleansing their karma

If I drink karma water it will purify my karma

by WaltersGUS May 8, 2014

Karma Sutra Tequila

When engaging in intercourse the man will lick salt out of the woman's anus followed by a shot of tequila and a wedge of lime retrieved from inside the woman's vagina.

'Hey Brandon want a pre-night out bang?' 'Sure Shirley but wanna get on the Tequila early' 'Sure thing Brandon we can Karma Sutra Tequila it' 'Sweet buns Shirls'

by Cisonyourface January 30, 2015

Call Karma

When you're waiting for a very important call, such as a job call-back or a call-back from your crush and you spend most of your day focusing all off your energy and thoughts to try and telekinetically make your phone ring.

Person 1: *hangs up the phone* You bitch
Person 2: What's the matter?
Person 1: I've been building up my call karma all day waiting for my job call-back and that telemarketer just wasted it all trying to sell me something stupid.
Person 2: I hate that.

by rhastings88 February 2, 2015

Facebook Karma

When you comment on a Facebook post because you don't like what was said, and Facebook's algorithm thinks your interested in seeing more of that topic - so inundates you with posts about it.

Facebook Karma hits you in the face when you type a comment "I definitely don't agree" with regards to a post on gay marriage rights. Facebook sees your posts and starts showing you more posts about gay marriage.

by LivLongandProsper March 28, 2015

Flex karma

The bad stuff that happens to you when you show off and try to act cool. flex, flexing, flexin, show off, showing off, cocky, arrogant, bad boy, bad girl, bad actor, dick wagging, showoff, badass, karma, what goes around comes around, payback

I thought that musclehead was so tough strutting around the gym. He shoved that skinny dude and got knocked out. That's flex karma, baby!

by joecoolthefool June 30, 2016

Karma Cheese

When you go down on your best friend's ex-girlfriend and find unpleasant residue in her vagina.

I ate Kimberly out and got some nasty Karma Cheese.

by Ninikins November 11, 2016

karma

a bitch

Karma's a bitch!

by I DID A THING, BRO!! March 7, 2016