junk juice

juice to drank to get ya junk swoll.

i drank dis juice it was grape and it got my junk swoll.... it must have been dat "junk juice"

by purplepenguin420 July 24, 2011

Junk in the Trunk

When a guy stuffs as many small inanimate objects up a girls vagina.

Tom was harsh - even though Sally was screaming and crying for him to stop, he was able to continue to shove small objects up Sally. She had a large Junk in the Trunk.

by bibbledeeboo December 5, 2010

Junk Goals

1. Goals for your junk (sex goals)

2. Goals that aren't really that important.

1. "Today my junk will accomplish this..."

"My junk goals for the day are...."

2. "Today I will eat a cheeseburger!"

"My junk goals for the day are..."

by LovePinkness February 6, 2010

JUNK TANK

When a guy is so fat, his junk is not small... it's a tank (also known as "the Blob"! This is also known to happen when guys get extreme silicone injections.

That fat guy just got kicked in the junk tank!

by Van Mad August 10, 2006

Junk Hand

A hand that has touched another mans balls and then slaps/punches someone else with the same hand

Rubing your hand on your dick then slapping your girlfriend in the face with that hand, then say "you just got junk handed hoe"

by booby bill man March 14, 2011

junk-show

Janky, janktified, worthless

Our janky friend BDef was a total junk-show.

by BD February 26, 2004

junk trip

this is when you feel like you're high, but you're not on drugs or alcohol.

Bob: Dude, I feel like I'm on a junk trip.
Joe: But, you're not high!
Bob: That's the whole point!

by Jonathan "Johnny" Jones October 6, 2008