shy junk

A non medical firm or erectal dysfunction.; overly bashful

We went to hook up last night, but he had shy junk.

by The mobile weenie April 3, 2016

cutter junk

When a male or female doesn't shave their vigina or penis hair and it looks like a jungle

Did you see Jillians cutter junk it was disgusting she needs to shave it

by Wile-e coyote January 11, 2017

C-Junk

Cheaply manufactured, low quality goods, tools and equipment made in and imported from China. C-Junk is made in China with inferior materials and quality controls and as such can pose a serious safety risks to end users.

Fall protection C-Junk equipment, made in China, is prohibited on most job sites due to serious safety concerns with their failure to adequately protect workers.

Those who buy C-Junk will always pay twice.

by Markoplex May 22, 2021

Pi Junk

Used books on or about the number π; dismantled exhibits on the beauty, ubiquity, and utility of π held on Pi Day by students in school or at shopping malls; or discarded pi-related projects or artworks by artists or math educators in a museum.

Eco Math: How could all the pi junk be recycled without polluting the environment?

by Fasters December 13, 2021

Junk-A-Dunk

The act of putting ones penis (junk) into a basketball hoop.

"Hey bro, i was playing some hoops with my girl and i totally Junk-A-Dunk'd on her ass!"

by VerminSupreme November 9, 2016

junk jaw

Junk jaw is a woman that has a guys penis and testicles in her mouth all the time. Its almost like a full time job, you can tell if a woman has junk jaw by the stretch marks around her mouth, its a dead give away!

The doctor told Trixi if she didn't stop sucking her boyfriends genitals she would end up choking on his pubic hair and for sure end up with a terrible case of junk jaw.

by Shucky Kunt September 1, 2017

junk luggers

People who constantly carry or haul way to much garbage (or meaningless objects such as pre 90’s crt TVs, large boxes full of only left hand gloves / mittens, or bags of full grown cats - not kittens) than they can comfortably carry.

Tommy: “Hey Dad, look at those Junk Luggers over there! Two guys trying to carry an inflatable kiddy pool full of leeches and lamprey... they could use a third person, looks like an awkward haul.”

Dad: “Yes son, them some Junk Luggers for sure. Take note young man, you don’t want to be a junk lugger, no sir.”

by Dr. Chesty knuckles February 7, 2021