re-jizz

The act of sperm coming back out of the vagina.

"Whoa man u got it all over my sheets!"

"No techically SHE re-jizzed all over your sheets" (:

by tab<3 April 19, 2010

jizz sprinkler

A sophisticated tool used for spreading "jizz" evenly over multiple objects, commonly known as stuff.

I piled all off the stuff in the middle of the room and used my amazing jizz sprinkler to spread the jizz evenly over all the stuff.

by Awhshit! October 16, 2014

Jizz Topping

Decorating a dessert with cum - usually a man's. See Oil Glazing for when it's a woman's

Her cake was rather bland till he applied some jizz topping to it.

by MeLicksalot November 11, 2014

Jizz Beard

AKA Splash Tash

The stocky mass of bugger broth which usually finds itself pumped on the chops of a genuflecting lass or ravenous mincer.

‘As Denise skipped out of Pinewood Studios after her successful audition, she wondered if the 50cc’s of rod flem that had been pissed on her face to form a claggy jizz beard was worth it.

by Herbie Dongsporran October 13, 2021

jizz cake

Tissue or similar containing dried up semen, left in a conspicuous location.

Jared: Hey, can I check my email on your computer?

Mike: Sure. Don't mind the jizz cakes; my brother uses it a lot.

by T Baggins July 16, 2011

Jizz Worthy

a word that describes how good something is.

Jack: No way, did you see that video

Ajay: Yeah, it was Jizz worthy

by j_ball13 November 25, 2011

Jizz Nugget

A small crusty ball of dried jizz and hair

Dude, did you see that jizz nugget?

by DarcySux May 6, 2014