Person who only think about doing stuff but never gets his thumb out of his ass and does it. A jerk-off.
07:17 <u{s}e{r}> raskolnikov is a very unbefitting nickname, you should be called joedouche or joejerk-off instead
07:19 <Raskolnikov> u{s}e{r}: I killed a Jew once, that's why
07:19 <Raskolnikov> OK, I didn't actually kill her... But I thought about it
07:19 <Raskolnikov> u{s}e{r}: I killed a Jew once, that's why
07:19 <Raskolnikov> OK, I didn't actually kill her... But I thought about it
by [u]{s}[e]{r} July 12, 2011
Get the jerk-off mug.1. What you say when you dont wanna hear anything from anyone. Synonomous to: fuckk off, kiss my ass, or anything of that sort.
professor: oh um by the way, i assigned a 10 page paper on nuclear warfare... due next class.
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by jennybaybee May 9, 2010
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A special rain slicker worn while masterbating to deter any errant cum strands.
Also refers to a condom worn only to jerk off into.
Also refers to a condom worn only to jerk off into.
by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008
Get the jerk jacket mug.A jerk circle is performed when a group of guys form a circle and jerk off the person to the right of them. Sometimes there will be a woman in the middle of the circle.
by chicken nugs r good May 25, 2017
Get the Jerk circle mug.An economy based on a circular exchange of money where finished goods are consumed and nothing of value is produced.
I'll be taking my half hour lunch break. I have to take the money I made from selling hamburgers to the people working at Walmart and go buy some junk from Walmart. Man, we live in such a circle jerk economy nowadays.
by alphasniper February 23, 2009
Get the circle jerk economy mug.The act of standing in a circle with a number of other fellow jerkers, each tenderly stimulating the penis of the gentleman to their right while singing as many verses of kumbaya as possible before ejaculating about three teaspoons of peace and love all over the floor. At this point, it's useful to have a shamwow on hand to clean up.
Overall, this is just a great way to spice up those weekly spiritual retreats that are in danger of becoming "too vanilla" (i.e. spiritually frustrating).
Whilst the left hand is free, feel free to express yourself. Maybe tickle an asshole or two, or perhaps you could fondle someone's scrotum. Don't be shy, really explore yourselves and each other, and don't forget to have fun.
Overall, this is just a great way to spice up those weekly spiritual retreats that are in danger of becoming "too vanilla" (i.e. spiritually frustrating).
Whilst the left hand is free, feel free to express yourself. Maybe tickle an asshole or two, or perhaps you could fondle someone's scrotum. Don't be shy, really explore yourselves and each other, and don't forget to have fun.
by THERADICALDUDE June 15, 2017
Get the Kumbaya Jerk mug.We see the real inception of this term with the creation of the movie, The Goonies which debuted in 1985. This term was coined by the character known as Mouth, and was played by Corey Scott Feldman. The line was simply yelled by Mouth, when the Fratelli's were catching up to The Goonies in the caves.
by Nick Flynn January 25, 2008
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