Jersey Fizz

A crisp and delightful cocktail made up of a simple blend of Grey Goose L'Orange and 7-up.

Silvia: "Hey Bartender Sam - I'll have a Jersey Fizz."
Bartender Sam: "A Jersey what?"
Silvia: (Gives Bartender Sam a dirty look) "You don't know what a Jersey Fizz is?!...It's Grey Goose L'Orange and 7-up!"

by Lil'Kim May 4, 2006

White Jersey

Where you cum on a girl's shirt during an orgy giving her a White Jersey (or shirt).

There was an orgy last night at some guy's house and I gave this chick a White Jersey.

by Stufma Cokiner March 13, 2010

Jersey Swoop

While having sex from behind one quickly removes there penis and forcibly rams it into the girls ass. This must be done with total Jersey attitude. Before the switch You must throw up your right arm in an attempt to signal the change that is coming. This is not to be confused with the "Oopsy daisy" which has no turn signal and does not require a douche bag attitude.
(Note: A skilled person should be able to preform this maneuver in any position.)

"Why did Cassie call out sick?"

"You didn't hear? Mike pulled a Jersey Swoop on her last night. She wont be walking straight for a week."

by somegi May 8, 2009

North Jersey

The richer, classier side of New Jersey.

Hated by South Jersey because we use their shores then return home to our nicer, larger houses and better school systems.

Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: New Jersey
Person 1: So are you a guido or something?

Person 2: No; I'm from North Jersey

by indignantbear November 22, 2011

Jersey Swerve

Cutting another vehicle off by swerving directly in front of them for the purpose of changing multiple lanes or taking an exit. Place of origin: New Jersey.

Dude: "I was driving down the middle lane of the Garden State Parkway when I realized the exit was coming up, so I had to pull a Jersey Swerve on some old guy and took the exit ramp at 60 miles an hour."

Old Guy: "What the hell, that dude just pulled a Jersey Swerve on my ass. I'm going to call the state troopers on him."

by Palmerstone May 9, 2008

South Jersey Hot Air Balloon Ride

The act of farting in a girls pussy by wrapping her vagina lips around the asshole of a gassy friend.

After a night of eating too many sloppy joes and hearing constant bitching from his wife, Andrew finally agreed to give Sarah the South Jersey Hot Air Balloon Ride she always wanted.

by FlipDogBoy February 22, 2011

new jersey turnpike special

When you are on the Jersey Shore beach, you have a girl on her hands and knees, and you insert a roll of quarters into a girls' butthole. She then turns around and while you fuck her in the vagina she is able to spit the quarters out of her butt and into a bucket.

I gave Allison a New Jersey turnpike special on spring break and then we used the quarters at the convenient store.

by BTB33 September 16, 2016