Poopy Jared

hahajajajahaha poopy jared

jared: yo
me: haha poopy jared hahajajahaha

by hahapoopyjared December 23, 2020

jaded

That feeling you get about college after a month or two, when you realize it isn't any better than high school was and you're still wasting your time. When you start to question why you're there at all.

Guy 1: Dude, I thought college was going to be great, but the caf. food sucks, I have no money, the girls are all bitches, and my classes blow.

Guy 2: You sound pretty jaded, man...

Guy 1: So totally am; don't think I'm coming back next semester.

by CynicalAndJaded November 9, 2009

jared

A male of the mentally challenged variety who enjoys showing up thirty minutes late to everything, crying while masturbating, killing homeless people because he is protected under the Second Class Citizen Law, and trying to bone highschool girls.

Jordan: Hey, i thought your friend was going to be here by now.
Jay: Yeah, it’s Jared so he’ll be 30 minutes late as usual.

by wewuzanonymous October 4, 2018

Jareding

When you fuck up something beyond belief.

Bob: Man, I can't believe you punched and killed my baby!
Joe: What man it wouldn't stop fucking crying, I needed to shut it up.
Bob: My wife's gonna kill me now, thanks for Jareding my life.

by SnailEatingManRabbit September 10, 2010

jawdat

Epic gamergirl
A certified hood classic
Bad bih, aint no hoe

Yo is that a Jawdat? She's based

by Inthishouse7/7 November 15, 2020

Jaeden

Jaeden is the one you want to spend the rest of eternity with. once you meet a Jaeden it’ll feel like fate. They are hot, sexy, handsome, cute you name it. They are precious and should never get taken advantage of because they forgive but don’t forget. he’s definitely husband material the way he’s such an amazing friend,son, cousin nephew, boyfriend, dad will make you want to have soo many babies with him. But beware he’s an amazing kisser you just might end up with a minivan but for his good taste maybe a nice fast spacious car full of kids. His love of his life knows how special and amazing he truly is and appreciates him. you’ll want to spoil him rotten bc his happiness and that smile is everything.

Girl 1: I’m talking to a guy he’s soo cute and hilarious.I feel like we’re soulmates is that weird?

Girl #2: Ohhh bitchh it’s Jaeden huh nope not weird you two are perfect I saw it coming.those jaedens are charmers for the right girl.

by Hisgir11 December 28, 2020

Jaedyn

The coolest nigga you will meet he likes fortnite and is a great boyfriend even tho he dated lots of girls he knows how to kick ass

Is that a jaedyn

by Ruth_islit August 24, 2018