by JaredisGayAf January 04, 2017
Jared Meyers before his introduction to Erin Wenger. Characteristics: Hardcore conservative, likely to be seen at NRA meetings, poor dress attire, going to Lane Community College, not an advocator for equal rights between the male and female gender, often uses the term "faggot," active member of The Group. See Post-Erin Jared for comparison.
"Shut up Faggot" - Pre-Jarin
by JNSD March 24, 2005
Jared Aka Jeron is my guy u know. This Donny is lanky af but he literally doesn't care, he will do anything for literally anything. He loves to BUY stuff from bare shops, mostly Sainsburys. He also loves to cycle for some retarded reason, needs a bit of a wake up tbh
Jared Aka Jeron's guy : A yoo Jared Aka Jeron what u saying u lanky cyclist
Jared Aka Jeron: Nothing g nothin
Jared Aka Jeron: Nothing g nothin
by Crackisgoodforyourhealth March 10, 2020
by UrbanDictionaryUser12 April 15, 2022
Bob: Man, I can't believe you punched and killed my baby!
Joe: What man it wouldn't stop fucking crying, I needed to shut it up.
Bob: My wife's gonna kill me now, thanks for Jareding my life.
Joe: What man it wouldn't stop fucking crying, I needed to shut it up.
Bob: My wife's gonna kill me now, thanks for Jareding my life.
by SnailEatingManRabbit September 10, 2010
Walking next to some one and subconsciously causing them to walk into a bush or a street because youre pushing them over.
by cyoder September 28, 2010
Waking up to see a fat guy raping a fatter chick, then waking up again later to find your pants around your ankles.
by JTnotapedo June 07, 2016