Jared Aka Jeron

Jared Aka Jeron is my guy u know. This Donny is lanky af but he literally doesn't care, he will do anything for literally anything. He loves to BUY stuff from bare shops, mostly Sainsburys. He also loves to cycle for some retarded reason, needs a bit of a wake up tbh

Jared Aka Jeron's guy : A yoo Jared Aka Jeron what u saying u lanky cyclist
Jared Aka Jeron: Nothing g nothin

by Crackisgoodforyourhealth March 10, 2020

Jareded

When you're high on marijuana.

"This jared is fucking fire dude"
"So jareded rn"

by UrbanDictionaryUser12 April 15, 2022

Jareding

When you fuck up something beyond belief.

Bob: Man, I can't believe you punched and killed my baby!
Joe: What man it wouldn't stop fucking crying, I needed to shut it up.
Bob: My wife's gonna kill me now, thanks for Jareding my life.

by SnailEatingManRabbit September 10, 2010

jaredding

Walking next to some one and subconsciously causing them to walk into a bush or a street because youre pushing them over.

Jared: so how bout them bears?
Chris: Jared youre jaredding me again.

by cyoder September 29, 2010

Jareded

Waking up to see a fat guy raping a fatter chick, then waking up again later to find your pants around your ankles.

I got super drunk last night and got Jareded. I still can't walk straight.

by JTnotapedo June 7, 2016

Jareding

To be a Jared

Jared is jareding again! Hes eating bath bombs

by JacenDinne April 3, 2019

Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read

Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read is a vine reference used by nostalgic people who miss vine

"Hey could you read page 21 for the class?"
"No I can not WHADDUP I'M JARED I'M 19 AND I NEVER FUCKING LEARNED HOW TO READ

by Kirbylove May 6, 2018