January 24

The day when the most prettiest girl was born.

Hey Kaitlyn, were you born on January 24th?
because you’re the prettiest girl ever!

by zooweemomma April 4, 2022

19 January

Have gay sex on 19 January

Girl#1:hey wanna have gay sex?
Girl#2:why?
Girl#1: because it’s 19 January
Girl#2: oh okay sure

by Gayporn January 30, 2022

January 25

National give your tallest female friend a hoodie day!

Person #1: “Hey, here’s my hoodie.”
Person #2: “But why?”
Person #1: “It’s January 25!”

by Ugly_memes February 22, 2020

January third

National Mac n cheese day.

Run around and give your friend some Mac n cheese.

Even if their lactose intolerant, they gon eat the cheese.

Guy1: yo wassup bro’s hold your hands out
Guys 2 and 3: *holds out hands*
Guy1: *plops Mac n cheese in their hands* enjoy bro’s
Guys 2 and 3: aww thanks man
Guy 1: don’t sweat it, it’s January third, national Mac n cheese day.

by IPMDIABOC November 20, 2019

January 18

National sleep day

Hey it’s January 18 I think I should just sleep

by Bro listen January 4, 2021

January 15

The perfect day, half of a month after new year, just after holidays. The smartest and most sarcastic people are born this day. They’re not bitches or dicks, they’re hilarious. They’re revolutionary people who need attention. Martin Luther king, Pitbull, Cameron Dove, Ariella Ferrara and Ben Shapiro are born january 15 and Wikipedia went online for free this day too.

For January 15, Florida men threatened his neighbors to kill them with kindness.

It’s also avocado day.

Omg Maria is born January 15th, she’s going to change the world. What a goddess! Let’s go eat guacamole for her birthday!

by crustyheehee November 15, 2019

January 17

National steal your siblings “saved” food day

January 17th

by Lax bitch January 16, 2020