jackie mangala

A Skid In the Serverside community, owner of a serverside named Zephal.

user1: oh my gosh jackie mangala is so cool
user2: nuh uh

by fearlol_ September 24, 2023

Jackie chan your nuts

To bash someone in the nuts for touching you with their cold hands

*someone touches you with their cold hands*
“Im gonna jackie chan your nuts”

by Danno July 14, 2018

Jackie Pat Attack On Crack

This term refers to the rare species of Jackie Pat's that roam our planet. They are little creatures of adorableness that sing songs randomly, laugh through hyperventilating, and make rage faces in public. Shall you cross the path of one of these rare creatures, your life will be forever changed positively.

Person 1: Who are you?
JP: I am a Jackie Pat Attack on Crack.

Person 1: You are adorable.

by girlwhowritesstuff12349 December 24, 2012

Jackie

A demon from hell sent to ruin your life and feeds off your suffering

Person 1: omg my life sucks so much

Person 2: that’s the force of Jackie

by Cherri.Pokki November 22, 2021

Jackied

when your coach pulls you, or unexpected changes the event(s) or position you will be competing or playing

i was just jackied on bars.

by vfhsgymnast January 29, 2019

Jackie-J

Proceed with caution. When she sets her sights on something she will stop at nothing to get it. Even if it means hiding life-sustaining medication from disabled people in order to benefit from the inevitable outcome. Even innocent children are not safe from her ill deeds. A beauty from afar but only so-so up close. Very insecure and constantly putting anyone she perceives as a threat down in an attempt to make herself seem better by comparison.

"This is the 3rd person in this family to turn up dead in the past 3 months- & they all coincidentally had life insurance policies purchased for them in the weeks before they died! What kind of impatient nit-wit would think no one would notice this?"

"Umm, Jackie-J of course. Duh."

by SoloMissionToMars July 20, 2023

jackie ortega barron

One of the most beautiful girls u will ever meet. Encountering a Jackie Ortega Barron is rare and u should be grateful for her being in your life. She has dark hair, beautiful eyes, and not to mention the most beautiful smile. She is really easy to fall in love with but hard to get over. Guys are chasing after her wanting to date her.

You: Damn is that a Jackie Ortega Barron
Friend: Hell yeah it is

You: Dibs

by Ultra Instict Shaggy ❤🇲🇽⚽️🤞 June 14, 2018