criminy jickets

a crack heads conscience

let your conscience be your guide.....and he'll usually lead you to some goooood crack

by james humphreys February 19, 2005

Monket Jacket

5th wave poprock skacore band out of Royale Oak MI

"man monkey jacket pwns you"

by Max December 21, 2004

ass-jacket

1.a person's whose ass you want to kick and/or a trick ass-ho. 2. someone who is dumbfounded in a very obvious situation that you find annoying

1. "here he comes! watch me trip this 'ass-jacket'!"
2. ashley: "1+1=2?"
david: "duh you 'ass-jacket'!"

by mcfreshbeats November 15, 2005

Yellow Jacket

A person of half asian, half european decent

dude heather is a "Yellow Jacket", her mom is white and her dad is japanese

by !@N December 15, 2008

Twat Jacket

A reference to a motorcycle jacket made by BMW which is branded as a Ralye II Pro Jacket. Made famous by Ewan and Charlie on their Long Way Round tour. Bought by riders wanting to look the part when they're off down the cafe on a Sunday on their bike. Round the world wannabe's with all the gear and no idea.

Have you seen all those 1200 riding tossers in their twat jackets hanging around outside The Ace Cafe?

by Indersisive March 25, 2009

bum jacket

The build up of gas in ones underwear from constant flatulence, covering the bum region, and often providing warmth and comfort.

I have a thick bum jacket after the curry last night.

by Nellenick January 16, 2011

fluce jacket

a jacket/sweater that attracts and pulls in the female species.

Guy1: "look at stephen sporting that nasty fluce jacket "

Guy2: "Yeah i know he must pull major ass"

by Mr. Fluce December 19, 2012