Itchy Muskrat

Fat Fuck. See Ricky Musgrave.

Itchy Muskrat... what a faggot.

by The Whole Entire World March 9, 2005

Itchy thirty feet

The sudden urge to settle down at the age of thirty.

Jason: ‘I’ve just turned 30, I need to go on the show Married at First Sight’’
Andy: ‘Nah mate, you just have itchy thirty feet’.

by The piney of five March 26, 2018

Itchy Richard

Basically an itchy penis. Ususually caused by an STD/STI. It is named to mean "Itchy Dick"

Dude 1: I just slept with that whore last night and my cock itches like hell!
Dude 2: You'd better pray that she didn't give you an itchy richard!

by richard head/dick head April 11, 2009

Earphone-Itch

Earphone-itch occurs when one shares his or her headphones with another person and then developes infection due to ear bacteria when putting the headphones back into his or her own ear

Girl: Can I listen to that song again?

Guy:Ewww, no way you're gonna give me Earphone-itch

Girl: Oh okay :(

by BunnyFudgekins July 3, 2009

erie itch

when dat coochie stankk🪒🪒🧼

"she give me erie itch"

by hahahahabitchhhh October 22, 2020

itchy palms

The condition of being so intensely irritated by someone that you want to slap them, and thus relieve the itchiness of your palms.

Paris Hilton is giving me itchy palms. I'll have to slap her.

by ChuckieStringer March 14, 2009

sweetcorn itch

the unmistakable itch after not wiping your arse properly.

Little Jimmy was fidgeting all day at school, he had the sweetcorn itch.

by Wall33 March 4, 2004