When a male or female takes an unusally large dump which looks like a sub-marine, then freezing it, and later using it as a dildo on their partner, to let it melt slowly inside of them :(
Well my sick ass friend told me that he was going to use the Russian Pipeline one day, then cracked up laughing because it was the sickest thing ever!
by Uwanablikeme May 18, 2006
by jkrock569 August 24, 2011
A Russian who walks around looking down at their phone nearly missing walls and other objects like a Roomba
John is a Russian Roomba
by Urban Chongie August 20, 2022
While fucking her take out a lighter and light her pubes on fire. When her pubes are on fire, punch her in the nose and use her nosebleed to put out the fire.
by totally not steve August 12, 2014
A former-Soviet sexual act in which two fully-uniformed Spetsnaz soldiers simultaneously ejaculate into a full coffee mug. After stirring they feed this to their pet wolves. Once believed to be a fun way of attempting man-wolf crossbreeding, most admit that they were simply bored. This practice was later adopted by American cafes as a way to cut costs on dairy products, most famously by Starbucks using it for all dairy products since 2003.
Chekov: Nothing happening tonight at the base?
Ivan: Nope, we might as well make our wolves a nice Russian Latte.
Chekov: I've already made two today, but why not.
Dmitri: Hey idiots, don't you know that Starbucks will just sell you one?
Ivan: Well that defeats the purpose.
Dmitri: True, but it's better than getting frostbite on your shaft.
Ivan: Nope, we might as well make our wolves a nice Russian Latte.
Chekov: I've already made two today, but why not.
Dmitri: Hey idiots, don't you know that Starbucks will just sell you one?
Ivan: Well that defeats the purpose.
Dmitri: True, but it's better than getting frostbite on your shaft.
by AmericanoEnchilado August 07, 2012
by ZZLT January 05, 2011
by loco30k February 10, 2015