Righteous Indigestion

The act of being so mad at someone else for something stupid that they've done that you feel physically ill.

Girl 1: Wow, your boyfriend cheated on you?

Girl 2: Yea, we're going to talk about it later today. I'm just so mad, I've been filled with righteous indigestion all day.

by SecondSabre July 2, 2009

formal invite

when tom asks you to watch creed by sending a letter in the mail.

I'm just going to send emma a formal invite

by timmytimmynumnums May 14, 2016

Faux-Indie

Any piece, material, song, film, etc. Attempting to be indie with the sole purpose of seeming so.

That film tried to meta so hard and it's ad campaign changed it from being indie to faux-indie

by AUnknownSeaUrchin October 20, 2018

Sidewayz Invite

Bullshit. Not real; Not fake enough to call fake either. Said through text (obviously;spelling). It's a way to know the difference between real an fake by the spelling. Scarcastic invites.

She text me some sidewayz invite... takin pictures in her bed.
So what?...Is that some kinda sidewayz invite?

by KandyKTrenton January 11, 2021

your not invited to my birthday party

the strongest insult to a 1st grader, 2nd grader, and 3rd grader.

little boy: I hate you
little boy2: i hate you more
little boy: your a poopiehead
little boy 2: your not invited to my birthday party
little boy : NOOOOO

by mexicanfoxnigga October 14, 2020

You're not invited to my birthday party

DANGER LEVEL 10 COMBEACK, USE IT WITH CAUTION

Paul: You're not invited to my birthday party
Shujiro: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by User12345678901836 December 12, 2020

Indie Cindy

Is a phrase coined by indie band Hadouken!, from the song "That Boy That Girl".

"That girl's an indie cindy,
Lego haircut and polka-dot dress,
I don't care if she thinks she's indie,
How she's different is anyones guess".

The term is actually a piss take of indie wannabes, and the stereotype of indie kids. Dumb, naive indie wannabes then change their myspace name to "indie cindy" trying to be cool, or show the vast knowledge of indie music lyrics. All the time actually looking like a complete moron.

Fake indie girl: Hadouken are well bum, I'm such an indie cindy.

Real Indie Girl: Your a complete fuckwit, please die in a tent fire.

Fake Indie Girl: Oh my days, I well need a lego hair cut! That would be so safe!

by RollWithMatt January 24, 2009