A milf with big ass tities. Your mom likes raw dogged and in fact up the ass. She gives me a cookie after I'm done with her. And by cookie I mean pussy.
by xb idc wdicgvw July 19, 2021
by MrRobo00 October 05, 2014
What are you doing?
Your mom
At least I have one
Oh, I know
how
I see her...
in the morning when you come to school
Your mom
At least I have one
Oh, I know
how
I see her...
in the morning when you come to school
by huggabel October 26, 2016
Me: marius, you're gay.
Marius: you're gay.
Me: your mom's gay.
Marius: your mom's gay.
note: marius is not gr 9, he just never passed the your mom phase
Marius: you're gay.
Me: your mom's gay.
Marius: your mom's gay.
note: marius is not gr 9, he just never passed the your mom phase
by CapPatrat November 10, 2005
The lamest possible come back known to mankind. Generally used by the people who are of lesser intelligence and cannot think of anything else.
Bob: I hate you, Tim.
Tim: Your Mom!!!! (In a high-pitched Squeal)
Bob: I've heard better come backs from a turkey sandwhich.
Tim: Your Mom!!!! (In a high-pitched Squeal)
Bob: I've heard better come backs from a turkey sandwhich.
by My name is Neo. December 20, 2004
A term commonly used by computer and game techies as a type of insult very loosely used. It consists of a statement turned into a suggestive insult by simply adding You *insert phrase here* your mom. This insult can be thrown back and forth with different objects of the insult with the same phrase.
Dude number one: I was looking at the clock earlier...
Dude number two: You clocked your mom!
Dude number one: you clocked your mom's mom
dude number two: you clocked you dad!
dude number one: you clocked you dog's papa's baby's momma.
dude number two: dude, you just dissed my girlfriend.
Dude number two: You clocked your mom!
Dude number one: you clocked your mom's mom
dude number two: you clocked you dad!
dude number one: you clocked you dog's papa's baby's momma.
dude number two: dude, you just dissed my girlfriend.
by Pixxiespaz January 17, 2006