pet rooster

When someone gets a rooster as a pet.

We had a pet rooster last week.

by Debskelly1985 March 1, 2023

pet gecko

A fucking massive, girly boy cock just waiting for you to suckle on it and to leave hot cum dripping out of your ass.

person 1: "Yo Steve, have you seen Ben's pet gecko yet?"
person 2: "Yeah, I saw it last night. Super cute."

by gabble gospel March 10, 2020

petting the weasel

Other wise known as fucking your hands , this is a term for masturbation.

"Is bill coming out tonight?"

"No, I think he's petting the weasel instead"

by sneakypickleboy September 5, 2016

stew pet

a compliment meaning that they are good with pets.

That girl is 'stew pet'

by theswaggernaut January 1, 2017

ops pet

Someone who does all your work for you at work so that you are "free to strategize."

I am so happy we got an intern. Brian from Marketing has not been a very good ops pet recently.

by goofing off March 20, 2006

Teachers Pet

Someone everyone hates or thinks is annoying

Isn’t Emily such a teachers pet?

by octopuasssshbsjajhd May 25, 2018

Pet Fishing

Pet fishing is used on dating apps or social medias, and when someone is petfishing, they are using pets/animals in their photos to seem more attractive.

I thought David was sweet and kind. But after i got to know him. Turns out he was just Pet fishing.

by Kenny_Wenny February 9, 2020