A white glob of semen found floating in a public or possibly private shower. It resembles an oyster.
OMFG I knew I should have wore shower shoes! I got attacked by a shower oyster in the showers today!
by incomplete pete November 03, 2009
by LordWillberforce May 05, 2011
by Czars868 April 11, 2016
When a woman(preferably white) is on her knees surrounded by many black men circle jerking, with a burning passion, over her body. She then cleanses herself in the sea of semen.
"Why does she smell so odd?"
"She partook in a slave shower last night, I wouldn't want to touch her any time soon..."
"She partook in a slave shower last night, I wouldn't want to touch her any time soon..."
by Pimp Daddy Jenkins October 20, 2013
A maneuver performed, out of necessity, as an alternative means of cleaning one's asshole of feces. The act of using the shower as a bidet.
by Slim Deeds August 17, 2008
When you have a quiet shower by not turning the water pressure up to high so as to not wake up other residents within your residence who may be awoken by the sound of water flowing through pipes.
It was after midnight and everyone was asleep so in order to bathe thyself I enacted the ancient form and techniques of the ninja shower.
by majesticbeard October 26, 2014
The Towel you use when you didn't do laundry therefore running out of your full size shower towel. The Shower napkin is the midsized towel usually used as a hand towel or wash cloth. The shower napkin is used for wiping the water off while you freeze from being cold and wet because it wont even fit all the way around a newborn baby
by Jayblox January 13, 2009