the greatest guitarist ever. plays for billy talent, the greatest canadian band ever. you see the trend? also has great hair
by lostjerseys3121 July 5, 2008

Two boys, who are very sad. They cry in the presence of intellectual superiority. They typically wear big coats to distract from their unlikeability. Ian is short and not cool. Albert is less short, and not cool. Ian and Albert's tend to lack at all things but especially lack in the world of the arguement.
by Johnathan Cenus May 20, 2020

by poeforshow44 December 7, 2010

another word for friend zone. This is most likely because of his ability to not finish with hoes and fear of showering with men.
by dougyp and teddyd December 21, 2010

by XXcoolkid December 19, 2018

"Did you hear about the charges against Ian Watkins?"
"Yeah, something like conspiring to rape a toddler?"
"That's it. It's a shame really, he seemed like a good lad."
"Yeah, something like conspiring to rape a toddler?"
"That's it. It's a shame really, he seemed like a good lad."
by utytiuyiuhug December 28, 2012

One of the funniest, smartest, sexiest, most talented men alive. The co-creator of Smosh, along with Anthony Padilla, who is also funny, sexy, and talented. Ian has AMAZING blue eyes that will make any girl fall in love instantly. He also has his own YouTube channel, IanH, where he has three weekly series, Ian is Bored (every Monday), Lunchtime with Smosh (every Thursday), and Smosh Pit Weekly (every Saturday).
by SmosherForever January 5, 2012
