matthew howard

known as matthew howard, widely hailed rave champion, drops pingerz

(aka. MDMA/MOLLY/EXTACY/E) like skittles

Pulls the most unholy amount of bitches, with his unmatched charisma and wit.

Person 1: I met matthew howard today
Person 2: oh you mean the pinger champion?

by Big Dog 12 July 22, 2023

Ryan Howard

When an athlete has fallen out of his prime 5 years ago but is paid more than most superstars, and is stuck with an unlucky team like a curse.

Ryan Howard hasn't been a legitimate player since Osama bin Laden was still alive.

by Deez Nuts 2016 October 18, 2015

howards way

Howards Way (commonly practiced by effeminate males)
The act of masturbating with the left hand due to the right being incapacitated.

Dude I had to jerk off the Howards Way after breaking my right arm whilst polishing my orange fiat panda.

by Big J B June 29, 2022

The Dwight Howard

When you slam dunk over your best friend’s girl and then plunge your cock into her mouth

Ayo bro, you know that tall ass chick, I did the Dwight Howard on her lol

by Megatroel January 11, 2020

Howard

Howard

Howard

by Wooooohoooooo April 18, 2025

Todd Howard Marriage

A marriage that really should not exist. They argue, bicker, fight, etc. yet they stay together. It just works.

"Dude, Becky and Jason's relationship is such a Todd Howard Marriage! How are they still together?"
"I don't know, it just works."

by Theoremist January 27, 2024

Jordan Howard

a super annoying person

Person 1: Hey, do you know Jordan Howard?
Person 2: Him? Sadly yes.

by skylar bertenshaw October 25, 2020