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Howard the Duck

When your girlfriend comes home drunk from the bar and gets stuck in the toilet with the seat up and you have to pull her out.
John had to pull a Howard the Duck on Robin when she came home all shitty last night and fell in the can.
by Bariatrocity May 31, 2018
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Howard Frankland Bridge

The Howard Frankland bridge spans Old Tampa Bay between the cities of Tampa and St Petersburg Florida along I-275. It was first designed in the late 1950s by Russian engineers through a Soviet-American engineer exchange program which also saw the development of the St Petersburg Russia metro system by American engineers.

It was immediately apparent however that the Soviet engineers did not understand the concept of traffic, or of automobiles in general as it was immediately snarled by poorly designed intersections and safety features which although advanced for the USSR were at least 50 years behind western standards at that time.

Out of shame most of the engineers working on the design of the bridge were sent to the gulags and the head engineer was tried and summarily shot. For this action the mayors of both St Petersburg and Tampa sent thank you letters to Russian officials, but this Soviet justice did little to alleviate the suffering of Bay Area residents which continues unabated to this day. Traffic continues to flow inefficiently leading into Tampa as the road narrows from 4 northbound lanes down to two as it passes the Westshore intersection also known as soul crushing alley.
There have been plans throughout the bridges history to alleviate the congestion through a complete redesign, but adhering to its policy of not doing anything useful ever, the Florida Department of Transportation (FDOT) is not taking action either now or in the immediate future.
Traffic was heavy on the Howard Frankland Bridge today as usual.
by Badger1848 June 1, 2018
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bench in howard park

a gay and a girl who looks a bit edgy’s fav spot to do chocolate covered raisianing and chocolate lesbianing.
by awoogaawooga January 20, 2024
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Todd Howard Marriage

A marriage that really should not exist. They argue, bicker, fight, etc. yet they stay together. It just works.
"Dude, Becky and Jason's relationship is such a Todd Howard Marriage! How are they still together?"
"I don't know, it just works."
by Theoremist January 27, 2024
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Howard

Referring to an exemplary individual. A person who demonstrates model or ideal behavior. Derived from the debut single of American singer-songwriter Montell Jordan; "This is How we do it" and the associated meme of individual "Howie Dewitt".
"You are so Howard"; "You've Howard-it"; "Way to Howard"
by anonymous February 2, 2024
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Does Alisha Howard love Josh Jenkins

Alisha Howard is so in love with Joshua Jenkins. She can't wait to spend the rest of her life with him. He is funny, smart, sexy and a perfect match for her.....He loves loving up on her!!!!! To the crayons
by A loves J January 11, 2023
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matthew howard

known as matthew howard, widely hailed rave champion, drops pingerz

(aka. MDMA/MOLLY/EXTACY/E) like skittles

Pulls the most unholy amount of bitches, with his unmatched charisma and wit.
Person 1: I met matthew howard today
Person 2: oh you mean the pinger champion?
by Big Dog 12 July 22, 2023
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