Angry Hose 

The act of urinating on a woman's face, then shortly thereafter slapping her with the genitals.

I pulled an Angry Hose last night and we broke up.

Angry Hose by NastyNun June 7, 2004

hoedown

Abruptly pulling down the pants (and sometimes the underpants) of an unsuspecting person, primarily as a means to cause embarassment.

"Jane ran up to Dick at the pool party, gave him a hoedown, and ran off, leaving him exposed to everyone."

hoedown by punkoffgirl December 28, 2005

hose monkey 

Generally applies to men.
To be in the habit of continually playing with one's "hose" like a monkey...
Also applies to most types of useless or ineffective behavior.
See "wanker"

That guy is such a useless hose monkey.

hose monkey by <T>-=ad0be=- July 15, 2008

Hose Hound 

A woman worthy of banging. A sexy babe.

Look at the funbags on that Hose Hound!

Hose Hound by VegasDude January 16, 2005

hose monster 

1. A woman who seeks out well endowed men. 2. A woman who is just plain old slutty.

Jennifer is such a hose monster, she slept with three different guys last week!

hose monster by gollen October 15, 2003

hose 

penis, schwang, male genitalia.... you get the idea cockfuck.

Blow my hose bizzle.

hose by Squiggle wiggle December 20, 2002

Panty Hose 

A substitute word for condom

condomhatrubbertrojan

"hey do you have the panty hose?"
"yeah."
"okay...let's do this!"
(strange noises come from bedroom)

Panty Hose by GirlScout January 3, 2009