Someone who can't bring themselves to jump through hoops for carrots. Instead they draw their own hoops. These people are typically found in upper management, or in the creative department being shit upon jizz money.
He's a hoop drawer, or as he puts it. He earned his degree between two pints of America's Finest Lager.
by Slick Lion January 20, 2016
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I wanted to watch the new episode of South Park on Hulu, but I had to jump through a lot of Hulu Hoops.
by Rockinsockinrobot August 26, 2015
Get the hulu hoops mug.the action during intercourse where the male ejaculates and it goes through the females hoop ear-ring.
I was trying to give this girl a facial the other day and totally was thinking about dunking on the hoop
by Genius_troll November 1, 2020
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“She was at the club wearing these 4 inch hoops. You know hoop earring theory: that’s the thickness of her man.”
by Linewyorkguy May 19, 2025
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Get the Hula Hoop Lessons mug.That son of a bitch loves the cock and especially loves to catch it in the hoop.
Some chicks prefer vaginal intercourse, but others would rather catch it in the hoop.
Some chicks prefer vaginal intercourse, but others would rather catch it in the hoop.
by Barry Mafasinit December 10, 2011
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