two cent hooker 

1. someone who is dressed in a way that makes others perceive them as a prostitute/slut/whore.
2. from Jersey Shore
3. pronounced with Jersey accent. sounds like "two cent hooka!"

Kristen: Dayumm! I saw that girl's vagina when she was walking in front of me up the stairs! Her dress was so short!
Sarah: OMG yeah I saw her! She was lookin like a two cent hooker fo sho!

two cent hooker by guess i got mah swagga back November 17, 2011

TJ Hooker 

Noun - A special type of 'toe job.' Although the definition would imply that this is an act that can only be performed with a paid prostitute, it actually can apply to any female willing to participate in the act (bar slut, sorority girl, high school cheerleader, etc.). This is when the female lays on her back and sucks the left big toe of the male participant while he lays on his side and uses his right foot to fuck the female in the vagina with his big toe. It should be used as foreplay before sex or in place of actual sex with a girl that potentially has a variety of sexually trasmitted diseases one would not want to expose his penis to. This should be discussed with friends the next day and the male that is able to perform this act on a female should receive a 'high five' from all male friends present during the disclosure of the act.

Paul - "Holy Shit I totally gave that slut Allison a TJ Hooker last night."
Chris - "You are the man" (High Five)

TJ Hooker by Gregory W. December 12, 2008

Pirate Hooker Nation 

A union of RAD bitches! Down for the good; but they're all a little bad!!!

'Do you think Jen stole that money from me?'

"What?,! Hell NO!! She's a Pirate Hooker, they don't steal from their own..
Pirate Hooker Nation are a prideful sisterhood!"

Pirate Hooker Nation by (= Pirate Hooker October 21, 2010

lousy hooker 

Women who talk, drink, and act like sailors...prowl around like men,say what they feel and NEVER back down to anyone!

"Alisha was in the bar last night acting like a lousy hooker."

"did u see that lousy hooker over there with that group of gUYS!? they all bought her drinks!"

What a lousy hooker, the bitch just took my shot!

lousy hooker by DICKLicious January 15, 2011

male hooker 

A rare being. Usually has sex in the back of his truck. Probably listens to techno music and could rip shirts with his muscles

Well he's obviously a male hooker

male hooker by Oh you knoooww April 21, 2015

Ratshit Hooker

A woman of loose morals that resides or was raised in a neighborhood that is infested with rats, i.e. the hood or a hood-like area. This woman will often have a face that appears to have had a rat shit upon it. Indicative of the Ratshit Hooker is a child from a previous relationship that is often neglected in lieu of bar hopping and subsequent fornication.

Man, that girl you took home last night was a real ratshit hooker!

Ratshit Hooker by Justin S 7529 February 1, 2008

Pirate hooker 

a nautical prostitute with little to no vitamin c who sells sexy time to drunken seamen

Pamela anderson; kira knightly, both examples of pirate hookers

"yarrrrr, i burnt me hook on the pirate hookers scurvy ridden bloomers."

"arrrr."

Pirate hooker by b to tha ruce December 6, 2006