three Must-Skate-Heres

three skater friends who always manage to skate where they're definitely not wanted.

Joe the Businessman: whats that racket? whats going on outside?
Marge the Secretarywoman: oh its the three Must-Skate-Heres. they insist on skateboarding in the Customer parking lot.
JtB: isn't there a skate park down the block??
MtS: yeah, but you know how defiant Must-Skate-Heres are.

by iSkateKidd July 28, 2010

chronic planning herpes

A degenerate and infectious disease. The moment other people try to plan something with an afflicted person, he will flare up, and become fully incapacitated. This can manifest itself in a number of ways:

lack of response: the infected will not respond to calls, text messages, emails, and may even actively avoid the friend trying to plan something with him in public.

evading commitment: the infected will respond to requests of hanging out with vague answers such as "idk lol" or "hmmmm", effectively ruining the other's ability to plan.

false commitment: the infected will agree on a plan, then anywhere from a few days to mere hours before the agreed upon time he'll be all like "yo so sorry broseph but apparently i are had mad plans today so i cant cum lololol meow" and bail on the plan like an asshole.

no i tried asking him but his chronic planning herpes kicked in. we wont be seeing him anytime soon.

by _ice_pick June 13, 2011

schrödinger's herpes

When you are awaiting the result of your STD test and you may or may not have herpes.

-Girl: Take your pants off!
-Guy: Sorry babe, the test results aren't in yet. I got schrödinger's herpes.

by POW POW POW September 1, 2012

Red Orchestra: Heroes Of Stalingrad

The sequel to Red Orchestra Ostfront 41-45. It's a tactical WWII fps that focuses heavy on realism. Utilizing the Unreal 3 engine. This time around the game will focus on the epic and bloody battle of Stalingrad. It features a single player campaign from both German and Soviet perspective. The first fps that will allow you to play a single player mode as a German soldier. Expect many additional coop and multiplayer modes. The game is do out sometime in 2010.

Red Orchestra: Heroes of Stalingrad is going to be the best WWII fps ever created.

by Agenda_Suicide October 2, 2009

Glitter Herpes

Glitter Herpes is being stuck having glitter all over you for weeks, because you can't get the damned stuff off. The glitter often enjoys getting stuck on the upper parts of your cheek, just where you can see it, so it bugs you the entire time it's there.

The phrase actually originates from Edward Cullen, before he was famous. His dandruff is actually what glitter is. The herpes part is because Edward was contaminated with herpes from sucking the blood of a hooker. This is why he now sucks on animals' blood.

Fred: AW MAN, I GOT GLITTER HERPES.
Edward Cullen: Muahaha...

by Nicodemus Ramirez November 12, 2010

Combusting Herpes

The most unappealing website name to ever exist, only teenagers who think they are edgy and cool by swearing and making sexual innuendos and pseudo rapist comments find the site to be any good.

"Combusting Herpes? Who would find a website like that to be any good?"

by MM132 May 27, 2013

Heresy

A term used to say when someone does something against the beliefs of your culture.

For Example: BROTHER YOU DARE LEAVE THE BATTLEFIELD?! SUCH HERESY or you betray our lord with such heresy? you shall be punished for such heresy.

by BillyGates69 September 5, 2019