The Grieser Guarantee is a phrase used when you are one hundred percent positive that you are correct. First used by Eric Grieser, this guarantee can't be false.
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*Blonde hair (real or fake, and not always blonde)
*fake-baked skin
*a closet filled with Abercrombie, Hollister, and similar designers/brands
*a holier-than-thou attitude
*a habit of manipulating (either their best friends or nerds)
*wealth
*a lack of intelligence (there are some exceptions)
*athleticism (to sports that "matter", including cheerleading, soccer, gymnastics, and (for my town, at least) softball) and overall physical fitness
*emotional issues/family secrets that, if revealed, could ruin their reputation
*a seat in the middle of the cafeteria (or the seats furthest from the lunch aides), adjacent to the popular boys. Yet, these girls do not talk to the boys and prefer gossiping over one "nerdy" girl's new outfit or even about someone sitting in front of them
*a boyfriend sitting at the aforementioned popular boys table. The relationship usually only lasts about a few weeks. Middle school popular girls treat this relationship as if it were more serious and intimate, thus causing the boy to set his sights on someone else
*A jealousy streak for their ex's new flame, whoever it may be, even if it's their best friend
In the end, though, popular girls will usually go to an average (meaning academically average) college, where they will realize very quickly that popularity doesn't matter, if they haven't figured this out in High School. They will normally get a job to find out that they are working for the "nerdy" girl or boy that they used to pick on. They will lose their middle school and high school looks to find out that the ugly kids in middle school are modeling for GQ or dating a celebrity. Moral of the story: popularity doesn't matter.
*Blonde hair (real or fake, and not always blonde)
*fake-baked skin
*a closet filled with Abercrombie, Hollister, and similar designers/brands
*a holier-than-thou attitude
*a habit of manipulating (either their best friends or nerds)
*wealth
*a lack of intelligence (there are some exceptions)
*athleticism (to sports that "matter", including cheerleading, soccer, gymnastics, and (for my town, at least) softball) and overall physical fitness
*emotional issues/family secrets that, if revealed, could ruin their reputation
*a seat in the middle of the cafeteria (or the seats furthest from the lunch aides), adjacent to the popular boys. Yet, these girls do not talk to the boys and prefer gossiping over one "nerdy" girl's new outfit or even about someone sitting in front of them
*a boyfriend sitting at the aforementioned popular boys table. The relationship usually only lasts about a few weeks. Middle school popular girls treat this relationship as if it were more serious and intimate, thus causing the boy to set his sights on someone else
*A jealousy streak for their ex's new flame, whoever it may be, even if it's their best friend
In the end, though, popular girls will usually go to an average (meaning academically average) college, where they will realize very quickly that popularity doesn't matter, if they haven't figured this out in High School. They will normally get a job to find out that they are working for the "nerdy" girl or boy that they used to pick on. They will lose their middle school and high school looks to find out that the ugly kids in middle school are modeling for GQ or dating a celebrity. Moral of the story: popularity doesn't matter.
*Middle School*
Brittany: OMG Lindsay look at poor ugly Michelle, what is that girl wearing?? She looks like she fell into the Goodwill store and slept there!!!! She wishes she was one of us popular girls!!
Brittany: OMG Lindsay look at poor ugly Michelle, what is that girl wearing?? She looks like she fell into the Goodwill store and slept there!!!! She wishes she was one of us popular girls!!
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pretty damn gross....perhaps they have watched jay and silent bob one too many times, for anyone who has seen jay and silent bob you'll know what im talking about. anyone who hasnt here's a rough quote:
"we're going to find those internet fucks! then we're going to make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit! then we're going to make them eat THEIR shit which is made up of the shit we just made them eat!" -Jay (Jason Mewes)
"we're going to find those internet fucks! then we're going to make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit! then we're going to make them eat THEIR shit which is made up of the shit we just made them eat!" -Jay (Jason Mewes)
so perhaps these 2 girls saw the movie and thought:
"hey lets eat our shit, then puke up our shit and then eat our puke that is made up of our shit that we just ate!"
and bam, the tragedy that is 2 girls 1 cup....thanks jay and silent bob!
"hey lets eat our shit, then puke up our shit and then eat our puke that is made up of our shit that we just ate!"
and bam, the tragedy that is 2 girls 1 cup....thanks jay and silent bob!
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Get the Gilsten mug.n. a band consisting of one permanent member, Cypriots L. Brazanthr with very little consistent sound. Cy has a beautiful voice and such a weird approach to songwriting. It's like if Bob Dylan had a laptop instead of a guitar. OH MY GOD YOU NEED TO HEAR THIS. JUST LISTEN.
"Do you like 'Girls With Depression?' They make such quirky yet mature music."
"Yes. They're my favorite band ever. How could they not be?"
"I guess you could be stupid."
"Yes. They're my favorite band ever. How could they not be?"
"I guess you could be stupid."
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