slippery as goose shit

wicked slippery

The icy driveway was slippery as goose shit.

by H-2-the-Dub September 27, 2008

Milking the goose

Pinching or squeezing the very top knuckle of any finger, which is very painful.

Mike acted like he had an extremely high pain threshold, but all I did was milk his goose and he cried like a little girl. Milking the goose hurts like hell!

by Ice Kube February 9, 2012

Wring My Gooseneck

A colloquial way to reference an old fashioned tug job on a flaccid penis until it becomes engorged and busts a heavy cum rope.

Rachel’s going to wring my goose neck tonight. I can’t wait to get home. Gonna rope her up good. Muh ballz are full.

You mum said she would wring my gooseneck tonight as soon as you are asleep. Go to bed braaahhhhh!!!

by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018

Gimme that good goose neck

Sloppy blowjobGoose neck

Brian said to his girl gimme that good Goose neck and Jackie proceeded to pleasure ya boi.
Exceptional Blowjob

by ThePoetDanielHernandez May 23, 2019

tripple fat goose

A fur coat worn by gangstaz.

When i was a youf i usa hussle for loot with a little deuce deuce and a tripple fat goose.

by Brian Fiore September 10, 2005

Goose Flu

The phenomenon of drinking an excessive amount of alcohol (grey goose in this case) and developing "flu-like" symptoms the next day.

Sal:Say, where was Jane at work today?
Rick:I dunno, says she has the swine flu, but sounds more like the Goose Flu!
Sal:Jane drinks too much!

by cptGRRR December 21, 2009

goose legs

The act of doing a head stand while shitting out a goose and then chopping your own legs of and feeding it to a goose.

Man i want to goose legs you while driving a bus.

by TheGooseFlock December 17, 2013