google glasshole

A person who brags about his/her google glasses all the time and makes people want to break them and pound his/her face in the ground

Guy 1-hey check out my google glasses I can watch porn on them ha ha and u don't have any

Guy 2-shut up u dont need to be such a google glasshole

Guy 1-whatever I don't need to listen to you cuz I got google glasses

Guy 2- I'm about to pound your face into the ground

by Jigglyjosh_69 March 1, 2014

short glass of milk

A sexy or beautiful white girl who is only around 5 feet tall.

Damnnn bro you see that short glass of milk? I wish I could take a sip! sexy bad bitch

by ImYaDaddy October 5, 2015

Boston Shot Glass

When a bloke jizz's into a shot glass and then inserts in in her vagina

Hey Luke, I just gave your mum a boston shot glass, can I have the my glass back??

by Fidy Quid August 7, 2010

getting the glass slipper

When four people get together they take turns stuffing the neck of a glass bottle in their anus. Three people try to insert the neck of the bottle one at a time, while the fourth person runs full speed and kicks the legs out from under the person holding the bottle, so they fall on the bottle pushing it further into the anus. The person who has the best fit (the one that goes in the furthest) is the one that gets the glass slipper

We played the new game at Bobby's house it's called getting the glass slipper.

by Theslippyone November 18, 2017

nerd glasses

The thick framed glasses that are now 'popular' and are seen being worn by many hipsters/people trying to be 'stylish'.

And they're actually called BUDDY HOLLYS/BUDDY HOLLY GLASSES.

Idiot: "Oh, I just love those nerd glasses, they are sooo trendyyy!"
Me: "You mean those Buddy Holly's?"
Idiot: "..Who the hell is Buddy Holly?"
Me: "*facepalm*"

by Person (: August 28, 2010

glasses

something you wear that makes you look smarter

john wears glasses, he must be getting straight A's

by tatomuck1 January 21, 2009

Glass-Bottom Boat

latin: Traba crystalis

In this perfect addition to foreplay, one partner lies beneath a glass coffee table while the other squats above it and unloads. Like viewing the colorful sea life from the relative safety and serenity of a glass-bottom boat, this simple maneuver is not only arousing but biologically tantalizing.

I've been to Hawaii. I've seen all of those fish---its what every tourist does. It's neat and all, but never blew me away. But getting to see my Bobby in action, doing that Glass-bottom boat for me, seeing that magical human process going on in front of me . . .well, I just felt like a science student all over again.

by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010