garrette

wired lovable athetic and aways is questionalble he can breath and you could make it a whole dam debate.

garrette why tf are you pooping on the floor?

by yeet.egg.sells November 9, 2020

Garret

a guy that i always facetime and he makes weird noises in the microphone and sounds like shakira.

Person 1- Hey who is that guy that sounds like shakira?
Person 2- Oh that’s Garrett

by rararory October 18, 2020

Garrett Ginner

King.

Garrett Ginner is the king.

by Trippple December 9, 2020

Garrett Oakes

A hot white guy that’s around 5’5 who is very athletic but can pull any girl he looks some how

Garrett Oakes is hot

by anonymous January 26, 2021

GarethN17

The goat of FT. All his tweets bang and are elite. Never misses

GarethN17 on Twitter is clear of Gareth Bale on the pitch

by Aiden91 February 5, 2021

Gareth Morgan Special

To euthanise a cat, or group of cats. Named for a high profile millionaire in New Zealand who has been outspoken on his hatred of cats. Morgan has tales openly of his desire to eradicate the domestic housecat from NZ. He has called them sadists and serial killers who have “got to go”

Fuck, mate! If your cat keeps acting like that I’ll have to give it the Gareth Morgan Special!

by SalamanderJones May 13, 2021

Garret

He’s really rude to people COUGH COUGH LUKAS and he tends to call people short since he’s taller than everyone

Garret: hah short

Everyone:

by Danana Banana May 28, 2021