Smucker Fucker

A masturbation technique where you take a jar of Smuckers (your choice of flavor), open it and insert your penis, then proceed to masturbate with the jam.

OPTIONAL: After ejaculating into the jar, make a sandwich or bagel with it and give it to your girlfriend, hated brother, or enjoy it yourself.

Random Guy: I totally made my gf a Smucker Fucker sandwich last night!

Random Guy2: Whoa what did she do to you???

Random Guy: Next time she makes ME the sandwich bitch!

Smucker Fucker by PandaBearPro November 15, 2011

Furby Fucker 

One who has sexual relations with furbies or small furby sized farm animals.

Jared: Dude you are such a furby fucker.

Joe: Shut the fuck up man.

Jared: I saw you fucking that little furby looking thing in the barn. You busted a nut on it too, you little furby fucker.

Furby Fucker by Kentucky Hillbilly May 31, 2010

bone fucker

Used by Undertale fans, means that they would ship themselves with one or two of the game's main characters (Sans or Papyrus).

Fan 1: "Hey, have you seen Sans? He's too cute!!! xoxo <3"
Fan 2: "Ew! Get away from me bone fucker."

bone fucker by Zangeiti May 15, 2016

Buffalo fucker 

See also: chicken fucker, goat fucker, sheep fucker
One who molested one or several buffalo from behind in a sexual manner;Also, individual or individuals residing in rural Illinois causing buffalo farms to be shut down and there stock sold off

Hey Casey there goes that buffalo fucker!

Buffalo fucker by FrAmuNdaChEeSe August 9, 2020

pig fucker 

An annoying person

"Dan is such a pigfucker!"

pig fucker by Christy January 15, 2003

p/fucker 

A student taking a class on a pass/fail, or satisfactory/unsatisfactory, grading basis. Such a student can get away with putting very little effort into a class.

Yeah, we're all p/fuckers. We're a pocket of incompetence in the back of the classroom.

p/fucker by Moggraider February 10, 2010

Buddy Fucker 

noun: Someone who tends to give their friends the shit-end-of-the-stick, someone who screws their buddy for selfish reasons.

Guy 1: Dude, I saw Frank kissing my girl last night.
Guy 2: Man, what a buddy fucker!!!

Buddy Fucker by BruinsFan78 August 20, 2003