Amber Freeman

A very hot serial killer from the Scream franchise. The 2nd best and strongest killer

Friend: Hey? Who’s that girl from that movie that got set on fire with hand sanitizer

Me: oh, that’s Amber Freeman

by colabear18 April 12, 2022

Freshman Girl Syndrome

A chronological disorder developed by the majority of Freshman Girls, as they enter into high school.

Symtoms:

Young Lady begins to ignore all of her old friends, and leaves them for her new and improved upperclassmen amigos.

Innocent little girls turn into sluts as they try to impress the older males that they are completely attracted too even if they are utter faggots.

When a freshman girl shows up to an upperclassman party and gets booted.

What Happens:

Somewhere in every girls brain there is a part of them that strives to be older than they really are. Over summer break before freshman year the nerves of high school is said to trigger this, and this part of the brain releases a toxic hormone, sending these young women's thought process spiraling out of control.

What Increases your risk:

Over summer if a freshman girl hangs out with slutty, bitchy girls, then it is more likely for this out of control syndrome to emerge.

When to call a doctor:

When you women has become an avid alcoholic, and meth addict.

FGS can result in:

Social disasters

High School drop outs

Drug Addiction

extreme naiveness

loss of friends

Unprotected sex

teen pregnancy

HIV/AIDS

DEATH

In Closing:
FGS is not a joke and should not be taken lightly. It is a real disorder. It is not laughing material. If you are a soon to be freshman girl reading this, i warn you, and wish for the best. protect yourself. STAY GOLD.

Q:

"Dude, who is that ridiculous looking young girl who is hanging with people that are way too old for her?"

A:

"Dude, Shuttup she has Freshman Girl Syndrome...your a dick."

Questioner:

"Oh shit i am so mean"

by baba gonoosh January 6, 2010

Fresh Kill

A woman that a man has recently engaged in sexual intercourse with for the first time.

Eric: Yo Tom, I banged a hot girl last night!
Tom: Oh, really? Was she a fresh kill?
Eric: No, we slept together once before back in college :(
Tom: That's okay. There's nothing wrong with a repeat offender.

by Champ360 September 30, 2011

French touch

A loose term describing the influence of the French on electronic music, especially house. French house artists, notably Cassius (Philippe Zdar, Boom Bass), Daft Punk (Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo, Thomas Bangalter), and Étienne de Crécy, popularized the using of samples from disco records of the late 70's/early 80's and running those samples through different filters and phasers on computers, creating a funky, "new disco" style of house distinct from the Chicago style popular in the mid-90s. Today, it usually describes any electronic music obviously influenced by French (like Louis La Roche) as well as new electronic acts that actually are French (like Justice).

Daft Punk's album, Discovery, has that special French touch that I love.

by pilgor777 November 12, 2011

Free Blow

When a stripper thinks you're very attractive, and is willing to blow you for free.

Dude I went to the strip club and got a free blow from Janet! I feel like a boss!

by lockenload23 July 24, 2016

Freya

If your name if freya, you usually don’t say all your feelings. Your shy with some but loud with others. Your very pretty but for some reason you don’t think of yourself the same, even after being told by various people. You love being around people that care around you, especially people who act the same as you. If you have a crush on someone, you probably won’t be the person to make the first move. You are quite sensitive but mostly choose not too share things with people as you get scared if they’ll judge you. Even if you trust them. If you are a freya, you usually stick to a couple of things your passionate about which for Freya’s, usually cheer, yoga or dance or something athletic like that. Most Freya’s have amazing hair! You have the most amazing personality when shown. You often don’t like accepting money from people who offer because you feel bad for them and always insist on paying back. Freya’s have a very genuine cute personality along with Your laugh. It’s precious!! Your kind and you are always sweet to people who are kindhearted like yourself. All that needs to be said, to conclude. If you meet a freya, don’t underestimate her. She’s a great girl and she’s one to keep.

Boy 1: Guys (Freya’s) coming over
Boy 2: She’s a cutie

Boy 1: Hey (Freya) how are you
Freya: *waves and smiles*
Both boys : Awwwww 😍

by FunkyBanna237 October 20, 2019

Freckle theory

Postulated by a non-freckled human. The theory proposes with enough sun exposure a freckled person's freckles will eventually connect - seemingly making them very tan, but in fact just making them a giant freckle. This theory has not yet been proven, only tanning creams have helped self-loathing freckled individuals achieve this.

Steve: Did you see Martha the other day?
John: Yeah she's been on the beach every day; testing out the freckle theory I presume.
Steve: She sure would make one sexy giant freckle!
John: True story.

by Lauren Lynch June 10, 2008