Milky Fountain

a milky fountain refers to when a man is laying on his back with an erect penis facing toward the sky and when he reaches his peak, he let's it spurt and flow out of the top like a MILKY fountain

Betsy came up for air, but Tyrone milky fountain'd her ass before she could move out of the way.

by tittykitty November 10, 2008

Plaid Fountain

An extremely thin, young looking girl wearing a plaid schoolgirl shirt performing a head/hand stand while urinating. This causes a "fountain" effect as the urine erupts from her cratch and trickles down (up) her body.

"Dude, that girl totally did a plaid fountain for Tyler... Yeah, that skinny bitch did a hand stand and pissed all over herself."

by The Spicy Daddy November 4, 2007

New Found Glory

a kick ass band, i luv em, and i dont think im punk coz i listen 2 it, im not an avril, i didnt take up skating coz i thought it was punk, and i dont wear baggy jeans, i just like the fuking music, so just coz they think theyre punk dont mean i think i am

nfg r tha bomb

by loser May 5, 2003

Magic Fountain Ride

When a male ejaculates in another's (male or female) butthole. Then the recipent of the ejaculate will shake the sperm in his/her butthole for exactly 39 seconds. The recipent will then shoot out the sperm onto the toe of a baby. It is best when the baby is under 6 months.

Optional: You may then cook the baby.

Hey dude! I just got the best Magic Fountain Ride from Nick the other night! O and that baby was delicous.

by Matt Harry March 30, 2008

Fountain Dismantler

The worst insult in the universe. A person who is called this is the lowest of loser whores now and in any point in time.

Kenny is a fountain dismantler.

by Not Robotic Silence September 26, 2003

Faped a Fountain

When you have not faped for a long period of time, and when you finally do it, you blow a huge load.

"I totally faped a fountain when I came back from summer cam"

by Screechingmu October 15, 2008

new found glory

new found glory. they're pretty cool. i like the songs. BUT why do you mo' fukas gotta hate on people? damn u guyz fuken piss me off. just because you hate your damn life, doesnt mean you gotta hate on other peoples accomplishments! KISS MY ASS!

NFG ROX n u fags cant do shyt about it! HA!

by nina September 5, 2004