A garbage queen who "eats trash, and dies fast."
Usually goes out at night or rarely at all like your regular vampire. May actually be well on their way to becoming a vampire, known for their pale skin, strange fashion sense (socks they've been wearing for 3 weeks and stained shirt, most-likely) cold hands, and sunken-in eyes.
Kinda a flaky friend but overall has a good heart and can be a soft n lovely person, under their matted hair and Ashtray/Doritos/febreeze stench.
Might sleep so long and hard they appear to be dead, and are known to sleep in unconventional places, such as the library, the closet, the bathtub, the park, the middle of the living room floor, the side of the road, or the gas station. Practically anywhere but their own bed, in most cases.
Creative and resourceful people, they often make forts or castles to live in out of the supplies they have at home, when they are unwilling to go out, and can live off of minimal, old, or junky food.
Probably actually a real-life goblin, but don't pry.
Usually friends with vampires and raccoon people, who have a bit more dignity.
Usually goes out at night or rarely at all like your regular vampire. May actually be well on their way to becoming a vampire, known for their pale skin, strange fashion sense (socks they've been wearing for 3 weeks and stained shirt, most-likely) cold hands, and sunken-in eyes.
Kinda a flaky friend but overall has a good heart and can be a soft n lovely person, under their matted hair and Ashtray/Doritos/febreeze stench.
Might sleep so long and hard they appear to be dead, and are known to sleep in unconventional places, such as the library, the closet, the bathtub, the park, the middle of the living room floor, the side of the road, or the gas station. Practically anywhere but their own bed, in most cases.
Creative and resourceful people, they often make forts or castles to live in out of the supplies they have at home, when they are unwilling to go out, and can live off of minimal, old, or junky food.
Probably actually a real-life goblin, but don't pry.
Usually friends with vampires and raccoon people, who have a bit more dignity.
"I haven't left my house in 19 days. I've forgotten what sunlight feels like, and I've made a fort out of my own garbage and pillows. A castle, even, if I add the empty cans I've been collecting. I'm living as the opossum people do. A giant , rat-like queen. Are you proud of me yet mum?"
"where's Marcie? I haven't seen her in a while. " "Oh, she's busy being an opossum person, sleeping out the days and cultivating her dust-bunny collection"
"where's Marcie? I haven't seen her in a while. " "Oh, she's busy being an opossum person, sleeping out the days and cultivating her dust-bunny collection"
by A ghost, probably May 27, 2018
Get the opossum peoplemug. by Gh0sty6 November 14, 2022
Get the French Peoplemug. The people usually in school or work that won't stop comaning about ther petty problems and acting as if they don't care about anything. These people can be found at Walmart in the checkout line (behind the counter), in a corner with all there stuck up friends at lunch, or at Abercrombie and Fitch. If they are a girl, she probably has about five to ten people that act just like her. She also is probably popular which makes no sense due to the fact that no one actually likes her. If they are a guy, they probably don't shut up, even when people tell them to, and play basketball or soccer. He's most likely a douche bag and can't take a tint.
Person 1: oh my gosh that girl and her friends wouldn't stop talking about how the teacher made them sit separately.
Person2: wow they must be some bitchy people.
Person2: wow they must be some bitchy people.
by Speaks the truth doe January 7, 2015
Get the bitchy peoplemug. by McLovin12 March 22, 2008
Get the Peoples Carrotsmug. A hardcore white supremacist term for all non-European descent people. Especially darker skinned people.
by Sicilian Cowboy July 6, 2023
Get the Mud Peoplemug. A very wise saying of Plagg (Miraculous Ladybug) that complies with everyone especially Adrien Agreste.
by Wazzupboi23 October 14, 2020
Get the People are blind!mug. I didn't want to go see Terminator, but Fred said he was, so Josh changed his mind and said he was, which forced me to go with them. I hate that Fred is a people puller.
by Gmagnum GJA May 20, 2009
Get the People Pullermug.