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sock children

Jerking off into a sock. Usually done out of laziness, desperation, or lack of better options.
Roommate's gone for the weekend? Time to make some sock children.
by 8BallPaul May 14, 2025
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Children

That boi ran as fast as he could when he saw that he had children.
by Your dads 3rd teacher February 1, 2019
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Children

Nose-picking, booger-eating, germ-spreading, defiant little farts who cry for no frickin reason at all. (A.K.A. smaller humans).
bob: y is them children screamin all the time!!!
by Clill Binton October 17, 2019
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Children buying guide

Sure, I'd be happy to explain how to buy chicken from a store as a teacher!

1. Determine what type of chicken you need: Before heading to the store, decide what type of chicken you want to buy. Do you need a whole chicken, chicken breasts, chicken legs, or another type of chicken product? This will help you navigate the store more efficiently.

2. Choose a reputable store: Look for a store that sells high-quality chicken products. A good quality store will have fresh chicken that is properly stored and displayed.

3. Examine the chicken: When you find the chicken you want to buy, examine it closely. Check the expiration date to ensure it is still fresh. Look for any signs of discoloration, such as brown spots or an off odor, which are indications of spoilage. Also, examine the packaging to ensure that it is properly sealed and has not been damaged.

4. Choose the right amount: Decide how much chicken you need. If you are buying a whole chicken, consider the size and weight of the bird. If you are buying individual chicken parts, think about how many people you will be serving and how much each person will eat.

5. Consider the price: Look at the price of the chicken to make sure it is within your budget. You may want to compare prices between different stores to find the best deal.
Use your children buying guide to find a suitable wifed
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Children

Little humans that are easily prayed on by older men
I Love to watch children in the Park from very far away
by Overachiever69 June 3, 2020
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Children

How do you like your children Jim?
-Lightly salted, with a side of ketchup

JIM NO
by Asriel The Goat August 13, 2021
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A10 Children

a genetically prefect child, the parents are both peak humans with exceptional health, height, motabolism, athleticism and looks creating the perfect off spring.
if miss universe and gigachad had a child they'd produce some A10 Children
by Obmaa January 3, 2024
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