Flying flute

A flying flute is when you give no fucks after a couple margaritas and dtf

The guy down the bar is ugly but I don't give a flying flute because I'm still dtf.

by FlyingFlutist December 26, 2016

ice flute

A crack pipe

Tweaker: ay man you got a lighter man
Random person: naw foo get the fuck away from me pinche tweaker
Tweaker: come on man I need to light up my ice flute

by Chale homes January 11, 2017

skin flute

Is a very cool flute and statistically many females love to play with it at all time especially at night.

My girlfriend loves to play with my skin flute at night.

by snowman_5000 February 1, 2017

Flute

A strong, beautiful, and an amazing instr- *ahem* weapon.

Many people who play this instrument are apparently either a girl or gay as it goes with stereotypes. Also, many of these people can be uhm very rude sometimes.
This beauty of an instrument sounds amazing and can also be used to easily go inside a mellophone :,)

Person 1: *sticks flute in mello*

Person 2: are you trying to f*ck my mellophone?

Person 1: ....

by musictoast October 16, 2019

Flute

What band geeks call someone who plays the flute

Band Mom: Do you see that flute in the front? That's Clumzy Hooman!
Football Dad: *confusion*

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

left handed douche flute

Similar to a left handed cigarette. A vape or puff box that contains marijuana or THC

Is that a regular Douche flute? or is it one of those left handed douche flutes that gives you the munchies....

by jpw805 December 13, 2020

Skin Flute

The result of repeated attempts of genital piercing on or around the penis.

"Don't go to piercing place downtown, my friend Eddie went for a dick ring and they messed up... Now he's walkin' around with a skin flute!"

by Evilalex December 16, 2020