Keegan Flood

a bum who is a bum

keegan flood is dumb

by floo May 14, 2004

flodge

A chod "slash" flange. The act of flodging is a complex self-pleasurable action.

Instructions:
1) Form a fist-like shape with the hand (as one would when....masturbating the penis)
2) Extend the smallest finger (pinky)
3) Move the hand in a sliding motion so as to masturbate the penis whilst shoving the 'pinky' up the vagine FOR DOUBLE THE AMOUNT OF PLEASURE

Flodge me!

I have been flodging all night and feel rather nautious

by Sarah Van Shagme December 3, 2004

flid

a clear idiot

Jo Wareing

by Ally Barron August 17, 2003

Flooded definition

This

by Seenus September 30, 2003

Flood

The first man ever to challenge baseball's reserve clause.

Flood was one of the 1960s' finest center fielders.

by Diggity Monkeez April 5, 2005

Open the Flood Gates

When two men who desperately need to urinate press the heads of their penis's together so that the tips touch each other and let the golden stream flow into the other's shaft-hole.

A variation of this is when neither party involved has been circumcised, and both foreskins are stretched out to be pressed together. This may be referred to as "Bursting The Flood Gates"

Chris: "Hey man, you bustin'?"
Heath: "Totally!"
Chris: "Wanna go Open the Flood Gates?"

Bruce: "Hey Abraham, wanna go Burst the Flood Gates with me?"
Abraham (shakes head): "Sorry Bruce, I'm Jewsish."

by Nerezza January 21, 2009

floingin

The area of skin in between the vagina and anus.

Yo that chick has a wide floingin, it made it hard to switch between holes.

by buttfart March 15, 2010