shoe fucking

when someone is walking too closely behind you and keeps hitting the back of your shoe with the front of their shoe.

Man, it sure is crowded walking out here and this jackass behind me keeps shoe fucking me.

We had fun at the bar last night, but I swear I got shoe fucked everytime I got up to get a drink.

by mike the mick May 18, 2009

fucking pissed off

Extraordinarily angry. Can be triggered by traumatic events that disrupt your most basic sense of self worth such as getting fired, getting raped, losing a loved one. If you are emotionally unbalanced like me this can be caused by events as trivial as being cut off in traffic, or getting a B on your final exam.

If you want to start shooting random people in the face with a nail gun you are probably fucking pissed off.

by Dave griffin July 31, 2008

Merry Fucking Christmas

1. Said when one is sabotaged/0wned/h4x0rd/etc around the Christmas season.

2.Also works with other holidays

1. "Oh, you got into a wreck? Merry Fucking Christmas!"

2. We got salmonella from those eggs. Happy Fucking Easter!

2a. What? Y2K bug!? Happy Fucking Millenium

and so on and so on

by AnatomyIsDestiny December 25, 2004

Jesus-Titty-Fucking-Christ

Used - to great effect - by the boss in 'Team America - World Police.'

(Michael Moore enters)

"Jesus-titty-fucking-Christ!!!!"

(Ham flies everywhere)

by Sean Brian Kirby October 8, 2005

Hate fucking

the act of displacing anger through fucking unbenounced to the other person.

He was totally hate fucking me last night and I don't know why...

by nana&chelle February 27, 2013

Kentucky Fucking Chicken

Some food that someone doesn't like.

"Hi, Gabby, let's go to eat something at the Key eF Cee."
"Sorry, Claude, I never eat Kentucky Fucking Chicken!

by Gaboantsa November 16, 2011

hell fucking no

When you're too angry to say no or hell no, the building rage inside you comes out as "HELL FUCKING NO!"

Dad: Son, we're moving away from all of your best friends and hometown. I know we've lived here for 14 years and know everybody, but sorry. We're moving.

Son: OH HELL FUCKING NO!

by MeGusta7 May 23, 2012