squirell-faced

To be annebriated on mass quantities of marijuana and beer and/or whiskey.

Kinash was so squirell-faced there was squirells scurrying all over him.

by nick moore February 16, 2006

dr.facilier

a black ass voodoo nigga who tries to become rich off the white mans penis

Did you here about the witch doctor Dr.Facilier he is way to greedy.

by smart nibba September 25, 2018

Double-Faced Entendre

In the wise words of Oliver Tree: "When you fall in love, you get love drunk, you only see what you wanna see but the second you realize someone has played you, it all comes crashing down collapsing. A double entendre is something that has two totally different meanings, a Double-Faced Entendre is someone who has two totally different personalities unbeknownst to you, one being an angel and the other being a devil"

She dumped me and burned all my clothes, I didn't think she was this way, I guess she is a double-faced entendre.

by lmcr666 June 23, 2021

sheet faced

A term for the appearance of someone who has just risen from bed, and is bearing the marks of their pillow.

I woke late for work, and left the house still sheet faced.

by Cpt.Flint September 10, 2005

monkey facing

Before sex, both participators shave each others pubic hair off. When the male reaches the moment of climax, spunks over the woman's face then proceeds to throw the pubes over said woman so they stick. Thus rendering the woman 'monkey faced'.

"Fancy a monkey facing Deidre?"

by Chrissles August 3, 2006

two faced

someone that goes around bitching about everybody then sucks up to them 5 secs later. usually occurs at volleyball tournaments by really short people who wish to be popular.

katie bitches about everyone then is their bestie two seconds later. shes the urban dictionary definition of two faced.

by Kaaatteeeeeee June 25, 2008

bull faced lie

bold face lie. obvious complete bull. bfl.

I know the truth and that was a complete bull faced lie!

by mulletHEAD December 24, 2008