Fanny Flute

A simple instument that only involves 1 female body. The player of the "fanny Flute" blows into the vag, and covers various orifices to obtain different notes.

They are ususally a main event festivals such as ever popular vag venues and cunt contests, that take place annually in most large European Cities.

A player of the "Fanny Flute" is commonly known as a "Fanny Flauntist".

Other related instruments include the pussy pipes etc

A very good performence not only needs a talented player, but also a well-tuned and appropriate female partner.

The women may also experience an orgasm during play, which some people say adds a extra dimension to the performance.

Omg!, that fanny flute solo that Tristan performed at the London vagi vag venue blew my mind! He's so talented, how'd he cover so many holes at once!

by Cummy the Cum Master August 14, 2008

fanny

Scottish slang inslut. Close meanings include: stupid, idiot etc.

"Stop acting like a fanny and put your clothes back on!"

by theinkman April 28, 2006

fannon

The word ‘fannon’, generally regarded as an unstable neologism but gaining popularity as a slang term in parts of East Anglia (United Kingdom), is a noun or concept - often used in general conversation – having the literal meaning of a tear in the perineum which conjoins the vagina and the anus, giving the appearance of one orifice instead of the biologically normal two. Fannon can also be used as a technical term, when this rip occurs due to accident, operation, birth or extreme penetration.

1. "Holy shit, that girl has a fannon!"

2. "Seriously, she's so hot I could give her a fannon right NOW."

3. "Yeah, Andrew was such a large child he gave his own mother a fannon"

by Tishiam July 16, 2006

fanny fart

The gas that emerges is simply trapped air, for there is no gas production in the genitalia of a woman. The air can enter because the system is open to the outside. This highly specialized kind of fart is sometimes called a queef

uve just fanny farted

by jim bob February 19, 2003

fanny fun

the act of performing cunnilingus

Amelie isn't a dyke, but she is up for a bit of fanny fun

by testu November 1, 2007

Fanny Pak

A female you are going to have sexual intercourse with or any female you want to have sex with.

Yo, that girls my fanny pak, wrap her around my waist and shove my junk in her uuuugggghhh

by DJ Or Derb March 20, 2011

sweet fanny adams

Fanny Adams, bless her sole was found raped and dead under a hedgerow in England in the 19th century.
Now used as a term when refering to a person not having much, not holding a lot.

When he showed his poker hand he had 'sweet Fanny all'.

by Trevor Stapp September 9, 2005