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The Edger

The Edger is a poltergeist who is mainly seen roaming suburban areas of the United States. He is a tall skinny male with nothing but a leaf over his asshole. He is mainly seen hiding in bushes or near corners edging his cock. Unlike his cousin The Jacker, he is mainly a friendly ghost but DO NOT make eye contact with him or approach him. The more he feeds off of you the stronger he gets.
Friend 1: “I just seen The Edger behind the highschool… he was stroking the tip of his cock”
Friend 2: “Whatever you do don’t look at him or he will make you finish him…”
by The needer November 21, 2021
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Paris-Edern

He is really weird and is always zoning with his crew.
He loves merguez-party (spicy sausage).
He has a lot of muscle but he is kinda ugly.
The singer of « Saint-Germain avec les requins »
I am in Paris-Edern.
This artist is so cool, he is a Paris-Edern
by Saint-germain avec les requins February 15, 2022
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Microsoft Edger

A chronically online tech nerd/gooner with a really small penis that likes to go online a lot and goon. Usually a Reddit user with a neck beard that has no life yet enjoys going online to post dumb shit or belittle others. Not all of them wear fedoras, but some do. Commonly also found on Discord
Hey, did you see the way that person on fb replied to me? It’s giving real Microsoft Edger energy……
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Invest in Etherium

Stop posting your name on IG we do not care invest in some Etherium so your kids can stop eating fried roaches for lunch
Should I post the meaning of my name or invest in Etherium ??
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