Sasquatch dumpling

Feces or a turd dropped by the elusive sasquatch. It is often tasted by sasquatch researchers & others alike.

Gavin: Dude, I found a sasquatch dumpling!

Hobie: Lets take it to the police department!

by A little dumpling. October 13, 2008

Stuffed Chinese Dumpling

While fucking a girl doggy-style, before cumming, take a plate of Lo Mein and dump it on her back as you proceed to cum inside of her while holding her in place.

I microwaved my extra Lo Mein so i could turn this bitch into a stuffed chinese dumpling.

by Chitty Wok July 28, 2011

Dumpy

Noun: a person who spends excessive amounts of time in the bathroom, typically number two-ing or masterbating. A clock can be set by their excratory system... pretty much they take long shits at the same time everyday, and hold their friends up who are waiting for them outside to go somewhere. Also used to refer to fat people, typically short fat girls.
Verb: The act of being a dumpy. In most cases though it is being short and/or fat. The act of being repulsive to the genral public.
Adj: Fat, repulsive, ugly, annoying, long shits,

Noun: What the fuck is taking dumpy so long? He's been in the shitter for 45 minutes.
Verb: Dude that was long ass dumpy. what was it 45 minutes.
Adj: That dude is fucking dumpy, he shits every god damn day at 4.

by T-raz Mc-ray-ray May 28, 2007

Dumpy

When used in reference to a woman's butt. A "dumpy butt" would indicate that a woman has a perfect rear end. Neither too skinny and definitely not sloppy. A firm, big, luscious butt would be considered dumpy.

Degrees of dumpy.

Dumpy minus would indicate a skinny butt.
Dumpy Plus would indicate a slightly bigger than desired butt.
Dumpy double plus would indicate a very large butt and not desired at all.

"oh my god. Did you see her butt? It was perfect. That girl is so dumpy."

"Eww. That girl is gross. Way too sloppy for me. She'd be a double dumpy plus."

"Well, she has a nice body, but she is kind of a dumpy minus, so I think i'll pass."

by Davey Blaine October 2, 2009

humpty dumpty

This is when you fuck a short, fat girl or guy in the ass.

Keisha and I are gonna do the humpty dumpty tonight!

Don't call me tonight. Mike and I will be doing the humpty dumpty.

by Buttsacola July 30, 2010

Dumpy

NOUN - A person who gets gets trashed and does crazy shit; a person who looks extremely trashy; a person who is the equivalent of a person who gets "dumb" or "crunk" in random situations (such as a person going dumb at the dump) VERB - To go crazy, normally expressed in dance; to get "blazed"; to cause damage to property or random acts of vandalism, mainly damage to port-a-potties ADJ - Being reckless due to intoxication; a random act of stupidity

N. (1)"That dupmy dude had way too much and is now hittin the neighbor's trashcans with a baseball bat!" (2)"That bitch looks straight Dumpy, them looks even make blind children cry!" (3)"Holly shit, that dude's gettin straight dumpy over there in stall eight. His subs hit like Tyson bra!" V. (1)"I told my girl I was fuckin her sister and she got dumpy as hell!" (2)""Look at dat drunk-ass fool gettin dumpy on that port-a-potty!" (3)"That was a dumpy-ass move back there, goin dumb and runnin into that old lady!"

by Keleka Canaday March 22, 2007

dumpy pig

A member of the female gender whose exceptional lack of attractiveness, due to her grossly saggy buttocks cheeks and droopy face, is willing to be sexually penetrated in any orifice in a futile attempt to increase her self-worth.

I was low on money and high on an erection, so I gave a call to Molson's mom, the town dumpy pig.

by White Metal Master October 17, 2005