Cadet 2d Lieutenant Malarky: "Cadet Wang, your dingle Dongle is hanging out. Fix it!"
Cadet Wang: "Yes Sir!"
Cadet 2d Lieutenant Malarky: "Cadet Wang, why did you join AF ROTC?!"
Cadet Wang: "Sir, this cadet joined to become an officer while circumventing the proper method of enlisting first and actually earning an officer rank. This cadet wants to be another shithead Lieutenant who came straight out of college with no real military experience, and be expected to lead men into combat and oversee Senior NCOs that have been in the service for 20+ years, while this cadet, in fact, has no experience."
Cadet 2d Lieutenant Malarky: "Ain't that the truth."
Cadet Wang: "Yes Sir!"
Cadet 2d Lieutenant Malarky: "Cadet Wang, why did you join AF ROTC?!"
Cadet Wang: "Sir, this cadet joined to become an officer while circumventing the proper method of enlisting first and actually earning an officer rank. This cadet wants to be another shithead Lieutenant who came straight out of college with no real military experience, and be expected to lead men into combat and oversee Senior NCOs that have been in the service for 20+ years, while this cadet, in fact, has no experience."
Cadet 2d Lieutenant Malarky: "Ain't that the truth."
by dferrari January 29, 2012
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Dingleberry shotgun execution style = a direct blast to the head or face. For best effect, be sure to remove any underwear
Dingleberry shotgun execution style = a direct blast to the head or face. For best effect, be sure to remove any underwear
Last night while my brother was sleeping, I got him with a dingleberry shotgun execution style. I actually think some of the berries when down his throat!!!
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Get the dingle berry mug.The act of needing to defecate so bad that fecal matter actually peaks out of the anus much like the pokémon Diglett does when he peaks his head out of a hole. It can be spontaneous as well.
It usually happens at social events or in places where a bathroom is not readily available.
To dugtrio is when the same event occurs but with three turds peaking at once.
It can be extremely painful if constipated, as well as humiliating.
Can cause unwanted stains.
It usually happens at social events or in places where a bathroom is not readily available.
To dugtrio is when the same event occurs but with three turds peaking at once.
It can be extremely painful if constipated, as well as humiliating.
Can cause unwanted stains.
I was at this expensive restaurant the other day with this super gorgeous chick when I felt a wambling in my stomach, followed by a sharp pain in my anus. I got up to go to the restroom and realized I was totally digletting.
Bob was desperately waiting to go to the restroom after eating 5 bowls of chili when he realized that he had just digletted his pants.
So I find myself in a white suit at an exclusive party. Then a gust of freezing air hits me and I lose control of my bowels, which caused me to diglet.
Bob was desperately waiting to go to the restroom after eating 5 bowls of chili when he realized that he had just digletted his pants.
So I find myself in a white suit at an exclusive party. Then a gust of freezing air hits me and I lose control of my bowels, which caused me to diglet.
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