Ding-bong-ditch

Similar to the ding-dong-ditch, but much more risky. Participants take a bong rip on their target's doorstep before ringing the doorbell and fleeing. Unfortunate (or fortunate) targets open their doors to a thick cloud of the ganja smoke.
"I'll only smoke you out if you ding-bong-ditch that house."

"You've gotta ding-bong-ditch someone if you wanna be in the choom gang." -Barack Obama
by theyungrasta September 7, 2013
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Ding dong ditching

Verb

1. To go ding dong ditching means to either go knock on a door and run away usually done with a group of friends

2. Other variations include “borrowing” berries, fruits, food from the front of peoples houses in your neighbourhood with often a group of friend
Oi mate lets go ding dong ditching.

They went ding dong ditching and now their neighbours hate them.
by MouldyJam November 23, 2019
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nebraska ditch weed

When giving her oral sex, she informs you of an upcoming fart, the other parter inhales the fart deeply, holds their breath, then exhales the fart has into her face for mutual enjoyment before continuing with oral sex.
“OMG Becky! Brandon blew me the stinkiest Nebraska Ditch Weed last night!”
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Ding Dong Ditch

When you drop your kids off unannounced at family members with minimal to no warning
Dam, we just got DDD (ding dong ditched) by Tony again...
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Schlong Dong Ditch

When a guy taps his flaccid penis against an unaroused female clitoris in a consensual way, followed immediately by sleep.
Guy 1: Awh man did you sleep with Karen last night?
Guy 2: No dude, I schlong dong ditched her.
by Marinadoom August 2, 2018
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senior ditch day

A day chosen by a high school senior class for the entire class to skip school. Typically falling on the Monday after winter break
are you happy about senior ditch day. winter breaks even a day longer
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ding dong ditch

1. A group of fuckery teens rings someones doorbell for shits and giggles and then runs away in hopes of giggles, adrenaline, and entertainment.
2. When you realize the person you've been having sex with lately is a fuckwit, fuckboy, fuck tard or any/all of the above, therefore you determine to abort the mission of having sex with them in the future.
At all stages in life one must consider playing ding dong ditch.
by PineappleJuice March 20, 2015
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